High School Songs

[Pantgirl]

"Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg o her drawers
She pulled it oot and gave a shoot and oot ame Santae Claus"

(sung to a pipe band song that I have no idea of its real name)

[Witch]

I know a different version of that one kirsten, its from when my mum was at school!!!

Auntie mary hud a canary up the leg o her drawers
it widnae come doon for hauf a croon

(thats all i know of it too!)

[Charlicat]

One to the tune of the Isrealites about

Woke up in the morning wanting a shag,
Couldnt find a johnny so I used a plastic bag

Something something cant remember


And loads of variation of Fraggle Rock, if no-one mentioned that

Down in Fraggle Rock
Grab a fraggle by the cock
Swing him round your head
Oops the Fraggles dead

Grab another one
Shove a chainsaw up his bum
Turn the chainsaw on
Now the Fraggles gone..


Good times.

Although I reject the idea that they were High School songs, purely Primary School. I was a beacon of maturity by 12.

[Semprini]

Originally Posted by Witch

I know a different version of that one kirsten, its from when my mum was at school!!!

Auntie mary hud a canary up the leg o her drawers
it widnae come doon for hauf a croon

(thats all i know of it too!)

That's been around for years, mt Grandfather used to sing it. His version went:
Auntie Mary had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers.
It never came doon till the middle of June
Sorry dear.

My gran would always interrupt him and scold him for singing it. No-one ever found out if he actually knew the last line.

[djtoast]

^ you lot are mental.

plainly, it's

jesus christ, superstar
came down to earth in a motor car.