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20th August 2008, 7:58pm
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#1 | | bordeebarbushbarbon Editor
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| High School Songs
We used to have (to the tune of The Adams Family):
They're greasy and they're smelly,
They can't afford a telly,
They come from near Lochgelly,
The (insert surname of person you're bullying) FAMILY!
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20th August 2008, 8:04pm
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#2 | | Kingpun
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| Re: High School Songs
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Originally Posted by LesMTS  We used to have (to the tune of The Adams Family):
They're greasy and they're smelly,
They can't afford a telly,
They come from near Lochgelly,
The (insert surname of person you're bullying) FAMILY! | They're stinky and they're minky,
They can't afford a Chinky,
They can't afford a Telly, the ....... Family.
Made that up myself so I did 
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20th August 2008, 8:21pm
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#3 | | Wench
Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: clydebank
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| Re: High School Songs
postman pat, postman pat,
postman pat ran over his cat.
all the guts went flying,
postman pat was crying,
pat shall never drink and drive again.
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20th August 2008, 8:29pm
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#4 | | Kingpun
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| Re: High School Songs
Popeye the Sailor man, he lives in a caravan.
1) He opened the door and fell through the floor
2)He Turned on the light and slipped on a shite
3) He came though the front and slipped on his cunt
That's Popeye the Sailor Maaaaaaan.
I am a Jamaican man up a tree, selling condoms for you and me
One for a Penny, 2 for two Bob, but it all depends on the size of your Knob.
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20th August 2008, 8:35pm
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#5 | | Wide as the Clyde
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| Re: High School Songs
jesus christ, SUPERSTAR!
flew roon the corner on a YAMAHA!
did a skid,
killed a kid,
somethin somethin somethin YER MA!
i wish i could remember. | |
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20th August 2008, 8:53pm
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#6 | | bordeebarbushbarbon Editor
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| Re: High School Songs
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Originally Posted by Fiona_B postman pat, postman pat,
postman pat ran over his cat.
all the guts went flying,
postman pat was crying,
pat shall never drink and drive again. | we had....
postman pat, postman pat
postman pat shagged his cat
bits of spunk went flying
pat's poor cat was dying
pat said he'll not drink whisky again
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20th August 2008, 9:34pm
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#7 | | Implied Idiot
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| Re: High School Songs
We had "Stu looks like a lady" to the tune of the Aerosmith song, to the dismay of Stu, who didn't really look like a lady, but was the quiet wee one on the year group. A bit of a shame really. | |
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20th August 2008, 10:11pm
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#8 | | Kurwa
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| Re: High School Songs
To the tune of magic moments..
It wasn't the grass
That tickled yer arse
It was my finger
It wasn't that bad
It just was the fact
That you let it linger
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21st August 2008, 8:05am
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#9 | | pretty in pink
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| Re: High School Songs
I like this thread. I've got some memory for stupid songs.
Milk, milk, lemonade,
Turn the corner, chocolate's made.
My name's Coco,
I'm a monkey like you,
I live on drugs and superglue.
I've got three condoms in a box,
But I'd rather have it off with Samantha Fox.
Remember 'Mr Noah built the Ark?' The chorus became 'Down came the rain in toilets'
We had a variation on the Pat drinking and driving song as well.
My name's Coco,
I live up a tree,
I've got 3 condoms for 55p
Big ones, small ones, take your pick,
it all depends on the size of your dick.
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21st August 2008, 12:15pm
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#10 | | Wench
Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: clydebank
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| Re: High School Songs
away in a manger,
no crib for a bed,
the little malteser lay down his sweet head.
the stars in the bright sky,
looked down where he lay,
the little malteser has melted away.
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21st August 2008, 1:50pm
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#11 | | A Jubilant Mass Editor
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| Re: High School Songs
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Originally Posted by JennyPiccolo jesus christ, SUPERSTAR! | Lives in a taxi and he WEARS A BRA.
Something something.
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21st August 2008, 1:52pm
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#12 | | With good beard.
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| Re: High School Songs
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Originally Posted by JennyPiccolo jesus christ, SUPERSTAR!
flew roon the corner on a YAMAHA!
did a skid,
killed a kid,
somethin somethin somethin YER MA!
i wish i could remember. | The last line in my school was something like 'Trapped his baws in the petrol lid.'
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21st August 2008, 1:56pm
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#13 | | Fra-girl!
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| Re: High School Songs
There was a very lame one which a group of us on a school trip made up many moons ago pre highschool to the tune of the Vitalite Marg tune but its forever stuck in my head but it was in the days of little kids discovering new and naughty words
I woke up in the morning and i wanted a shag,
opened the cupboard and pulled out a polly bag
oooooh oooooooh Polly bag
Wanna shag? | |
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21st August 2008, 1:58pm
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#14 | | Wench
Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: clydebank
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| Re: High School Songs
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Originally Posted by Metalcherry There was a very lame one which a group of us on a school trip made up many moons ago pre highschool to the tune of the Vitalite Marg tune but its forever stuck in my head but it was in the days of little kids discovering new and naughty words
I woke up in the morning and i wanted a shag,
opened the cupboard and pulled out a polly bag
oooooh oooooooh Polly bag
Wanna shag? | my new chat up line!
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21st August 2008, 2:03pm
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#15 | | A Jubilant Mass Editor
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| Re: High School Songs
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Originally Posted by Rio Ohki The last line in my school was something like 'Trapped his baws in the petrol lid.' | Playground Law suggests "chopped off his bollocks on a dustbin lid."
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