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Old 4th October 2008, 12:45am   #1
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OM NOM NOM! What? you're FINING ME for being here too long? But I WANT MOAR!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1757267.ece
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FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”.

The trainee nurse and a pal plumped for FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES after driving to their local branch.

They spent an hour and a half scoffing the 5,456-calorie feast. Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit... ...

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Old 4th October 2008, 12:48am   #2
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Didn't think KFC would have parking for wide loads.
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Old 4th October 2008, 1:15am   #3
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When I read the words "trainee nurse" I was expecting something that wasn't Jabba the Slut
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Old 4th October 2008, 1:25am   #4
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Where do KFC get people address' and that? Or maybe she has a loyalty card or some shit. Signed up for the KFC newsletter or something.
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Where do KFC get people address' and that? Or maybe she has a loyalty card or some shit. Signed up for the KFC newsletter or something.
It's so they can mail the chicken out to her fat-ass when she's not feeling sexy enough to leave the house.
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Might be some kind of agreement with the DVLA or somesuch. Presumably the fines are sent out on basis of car registration.
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Old 4th October 2008, 7:11am   #7
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AAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'm not her.
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Her arms are the same size as the bucket of chicken in that picture......
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Re: OM NOM NOM! What? you're FINING ME for being here too long? But I WANT MOAR!
I love how she hasn't thought this complaint through!

She wanted to tell the world that KFC are cunts, but she actually ended up showing the ENTIRE world that she's just an monster FATTY!
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Why does it not surprise me that this was reported in The Sun?

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Might be some kind of agreement with the DVLA or somesuch. Presumably the fines are sent out on basis of car registration.
Yeah, I think it costs about £2 to get someone's details from the DVLA.
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I really fancy a KFC now :/ Is that wrong?
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