The Daily Mail Dictionary

[triggerhappy]

This raised a few smiles:

http://www.angrymob.uponnothing.co.u...ail-dictionary

Career woman: Bitter thirtysomething female who stole a job off a hardworking man thanks to Feminazi employment policies. All career women are unhappy because they have yet to reproduce and so spend their spare time experimenting with perversions such as Sex & the City DVDs and lesbianism. Due to rampant promiscuity most career women will be unable to have children - which serves them right. See also Amanda Platell.

Facebook: Electronic devil-worshipping cult. Causes cancer, obesity and murder. All social networks are evil and full of paedophiles and German murderers. Responsible for 99.9% of teenage pregnancies and crime in Middle England. See also Twitter, Social Networks, MySpace.

Internet, The – a communication system spied on by governments, consisting solely of pornography, perverts, paedophiles and social websites. Any child that visits the Internet is instantly turned into a sexual deviant before being chatted-up minutes later by a balding 50 year old man who wants to meet up with her. All information that is not contained on the Mail’s website is false and should be disregarded without question.

[Runt]

Hah - the Career Woman is pretty much spot on from the horrific article I read the other day. Women with no desire to raise a family lack a basic humanity and as such are completely untrustworthy and unreliable.

[mishelle]

Oh my!!:

Muslims: People with beards and bombs. Every Friday Muslims go to Mosques where they are told how to kill people. The Mosque is paid for and run by you, the taxpayer.

Rape: 1, a fictitious crime that is brought about by oneself; 2, a common side effect of being fashionable by wearing short skirts.

Rape victim: Slag.

[XMachina]

Great site by the way

This raised a few smiles:

http://www.angrymob.uponnothing.co.u...ail-dictionary



Facebook: Electronic devil-worshipping cult. Causes cancer,

judge for yourself

[triggerhappy]

Great site by the way



judge for yourself

Ha ha ha - I didn't think that one was based on a genuine DM article!

[XMachina]

The optimist that I am hopes it's an attempt at self parody rather than a serious article.

[Dr Strange]

Stormtrooper: Traffic warden. See also Nazi.

[crazydiamond85]

Goody, Jade: Pre-2008) Living embodiment of all that is wrong with Stalin McBroon's Britain. Queen of chavs who made money through being stupid and whose dysfunctional family showed in graphic detail why we need to cut benefits NOW. Post-2008) Tragic role-model for millions. Her adoring manner and beatific smile cheered the whole nation while she fought like a tiger against the evil of cancer. A working-class version of Princess Di, minus the bulimia and neuroses.

Hadrian's wall: A miracle of Roman engineering that unfortunately fell into disrepair, letting the Subsidy Junkies in and permitting the Scottish Raj to take over OUR government and misappropriate Middle England's taxes to pay for McBroon's Sky Sports sub. Rebuild it as soon as possible and fill their side with water. Can you fill in Newcastle as well while you're at it.

fucking belter of a site

[The Butcher]

Guardian readers: Empty headed leftie liberal morons who don't understand anything.