[Environment] Spiders be getting fucking HUGE!

[Dr Strange]

Originally Posted by ladysavage

i welcome our spider overlords. It's my job in work to rehome the 8-legged invaders, though i've been told off for naming them

I dont I DESTROY THEM

just as they invade my personal space

any form of insect is destroyed in my lair

[Puppy]

was that an attempt at Haiku?

[Dr Strange]

nah its to early for that malarky

[ElegantlyRotten]

We had the hugest one on the ward on Friday. It jumped out of the kitchen roll it was supposed to be caught in, so the nurse ended up having to squish it (it crunched) to stop it running off. Ew

[lu.]

i felt sick even seeing the pics people had put up there! i hate them!

[TSR]

I lifted the toilet seat the other morning to find one resting there. Unfortunately for it, it ran the wrong way

[wee scary burd]

I have a very pretty one that lives on the gate for the driveway. He always comes out to say hello. This cheers me immensely.

[Pretty Kitty]

There is so much webbing on the carpet beside the toilet in my new flat it looks almost furry.
I would hoover it up but I have yet to figure out if it's some kind of nature reserve for the wee beasties and destruction of this mass would result in my immediate eviction for destroying it.

I don't know if it's weirder that I think these things or weirder that it could be true.

[GoddamnElectric]

My mums house is next to some woods, and you wouldn't believe the monsters that come out of there to nest in our house
We used to have 3 enormous spiders living in the garden shed, who would occasionally fight each other for territory but were too big to kill each other. So they just sat in different corners of the shed and stared at me when I came in to fetch the lawnmower. If any of them had rushed at me I'd have taken a Flymo to them, as the sole of my shoe probably wasn't big enough to get the job done

[XMachina]

Originally Posted by ¡Punk!

I blame global warming

I don't.

[KimonoAssasin]

If any of them had rushed at me I'd have taken a Flymo to them, as the sole of my shoe probably wasn't big enough to get the job done

Think nailgun ala "Arachnaphobia. "

[¡Punk!]

Shug... spided aren't insects

[jenandherlaptop]

Originally Posted by GoddamnElectric

My mums house is next to some woods, and you wouldn't believe the monsters that come out of there to nest in our house
We used to have 3 enormous spiders living in the garden shed, who would occasionally fight each other for territory but were too big to kill each other. So they just sat in different corners of the shed and stared at me when I came in to fetch the lawnmower. If any of them had rushed at me I'd have taken a Flymo to them, as the sole of my shoe probably wasn't big enough to get the job done

My dad had a few huge ones in his shed too.

They were massive. He had to take a garden spade to them to kill them

[Jen-Y]

I'm terrified of spiders but i also hate when people kill them There's been many a time when i've just had to man up and deal with them just so no one else would kill it! Poor wee things. If i dont go straight to heaven do not pas go do not collect 200 ill be raging.

[Devastator]

Originally Posted by Jen-Y

I'm terrified of spiders but i also hate when people kill them There's been many a time when i've just had to man up and deal with them just so no one else would kill it! Poor wee things. If i dont go straight to heaven do not pas go do not collect 200 ill be raging.

Buddha, mind that time I had to get rid of that spider in your living roomfor you?