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28th September 2009, 8:24am
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#61 | | The man from Del Monte
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Plantation
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| Re: Spiders be getting fucking HUGE!
here, did I ever post any pics of my pet scorpion?
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28th September 2009, 8:43am
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#62 | | Super Discunt
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 8,914
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Herbert is one sexy arachnid. | |
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28th September 2009, 8:49am
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#63 | | terrifying snail of metal
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Glasgow/Fife
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| Re: Spiders be getting fucking HUGE!
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Originally Posted by XMachina here, did I ever post any pics of my pet scorpion? | i had a pet scorpion, he was called pinchy, he drowned 
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28th September 2009, 9:03am
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#64 | | El Chupa Libre
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: A Strange Bed
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Originally Posted by XMachina If nothing else we can be safe in the knowledge that we are yet to be visited by the camel spider:  | Plural.
Although the guy in that photo never got off lightly, the thing bit him: 
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28th September 2009, 10:01am
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#65 | | such a waste to be wasted
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: avec moomaw
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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY HOLY FUUUUUCCCCKKKK.
Helen, I think the things in my work are arachnids.
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28th September 2009, 10:23am
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#66 | | we hope that you choke
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dennistoun
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Ugh, HATE. My old room in my parents' house was in the loft and the spiders in it were seriously out of order. Loads of them, and they were always absolute mutants. It was properly infested. I've not seen any in my new flat yet but there ARE webs. If one appears I'll have to phone a brave friend, I'm absolutely horrified by them. Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaemi Plural.
Although the guy in that photo never got off lightly, the thing bit him: | Fuck off. That's absolutely repulsive.
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28th September 2009, 10:37am
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#67 | | 啼米
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Coatbridge
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Haha.
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28th September 2009, 10:42am
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#68 | | El Chupa Libre
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Originally Posted by the.definitive Fuck off. That's absolutely repulsive. | No really, it's true.
That's the result of the bite.
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28th September 2009, 10:57am
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#69 | | Aurë enteluva Gallery SuperMod
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Join Date: May 2002 Location: same deep water
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There's a series of those pics, showing the wound progression from day 1.
Not for the faint fo heart - http://www.your-inner-voice.com/brownreclusespider.html
I was in New Orleans and chilling out down on the banks of the Mississippi taking pics, and dropped my lens cap in apile of leaf litter, through which I began to rummage. My mate said said my name quietly but firmly and was like 'You know we get brown recluse spiders here right?"
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Originally Posted by XMachina If nothing else we can be safe in the knowledge that we are yet to be visited by the camel spider: | Fun fact, Camel Spiders aren't actually spiders at all, they belong to the group Solifugae.
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28th September 2009, 11:45am
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#70 | | ♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠
Join Date: Jan 2003
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This is fucking brilliant by the way!
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28th September 2009, 9:07pm
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#71 | | On The Ascendent
Join Date: May 2003 Location: Hyndbland
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Even though I knew it wasn't a real spider, and it was obviously an animal with legs stuck to it, I legit got a total sick feeling in my stomach there.
I fail at being a man.
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28th September 2009, 9:56pm
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#72 | | Scribble Tits
Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: ye olde faifley
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This guys currently in my kitchen.
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30th September 2009, 8:53pm
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#73 | | Auch emo für Sie!
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OlD WorLd
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this dick was chilling with me, shat it a peach when he first ran out.
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30th September 2009, 9:19pm
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#74 | | John Ringo
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Fuck him, and fuck anybody who doesn't kill these mutant bastards when they see them! | |
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2nd October 2009, 12:03pm
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#75 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Castle Jakesull
Posts: 1,051
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We were playing football at firhill and saw this
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