What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?

[Semprini]

Originally Posted by PAPA LAZEROU

But seriously.....aint you got an idea floating about in your head that could actually benefit people or society....or just even make doing something a little easier or enjoyable?

Strange, I could have sworn I posted it earlier.

[PAPA LAZEROU]

Originally Posted by Semprini

Strange, I could have sworn I posted it earlier.

Nah....you posted a deluded fantasy mate.

[karbon14]

Originally Posted by PAPA LAZEROU

Nah....you posted a deluded fantasy mate.

honestly love, just.... stop talking. it'd be easier on everyone.

[PAPA LAZEROU]

Originally Posted by karbon14

honestly love, just.... stop talking. it'd be easier on everyone.

No.

[Shabybambles]

A sausage pen or a kebab pencil case.

[Campestral]

shut yer keechhole karbon14 this is the best post ever made

Originally Posted by PAPA LAZEROU

Id go on with a little thing ive been working on called a 'perpetual motion engine'....except it isnt classed as a perpetual motion engine as you need to start it by hand(perpetual motion machines can only be called that if they take no power or anything else to get them running and keep on running on their own power).

Basically the 'engine' is started up and the little fucker just keeps running and running, cranking out the power....the FREE power. It can also be fed through an invertor so you get out 240V AC to power tvs and other AC powered stuff.

How much would i ask from the dafties(dragons)........they couldnt give me enough cash to buy into this fuckin gold mine.

'Course some smart arsed motherfucker from an oil company would try and buy the patent/design and shelve that shit the same as they did with the guy that modified an engine to run on water....they cant have people running shit on stuff that falls out the sky, they would lose money and the "global markets would crash and wreck the world economy"......hmmm maybe thats not such a bad idea.

Hello...Patents office??????? Yeah, i got a little something i need to be patented.......YALDY!!!

loldy! skunk soul brother

[Shabybambles]

U should actualy pitch that on the den.

[PAPA LAZEROU]

Originally Posted by Campestral

shut yer keechhole karbon14 this is the best post ever made



loldy! skunk soul brother

Best of it is......the fuckin thing actually works!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad point.....i never secured what drives it properly and it shook itself apart(wasnt correctly balanced i think)....bits flying off left right and centre.

Got the balancing sorted out now, just gotta make another prototype

[Campestral]

Originally Posted by PAPA LAZEROU

bits flying off left right and centre.

my tears

[PAPA LAZEROU]

Originally Posted by Campestral

my tears

Wow....you have 'bits' for tears......you should see a doctor about that

[PAPA LAZEROU]

Originally Posted by Shabybambles

U should actualy pitch that on the den.

Nah i wouldnt go looking for investers for the idea, if i decide to go ahead with it ill use my own cash to fund it so that any cash that comes back goes straight into my pocket and not some smug smarmy fucker that is a director in about a gaziliion companys.

It was something i came up with about 15 years ago as an alternative to battery powered lighting(ideal when you have a powercut). I had been toying with the idea of using phone lines for power, yep you can use power from phone lines to pwer stuff if you know how to regulate the power but as it is highly illegal as fuck i decided to come up with a legal better alternative and this was it. Never pursued the idea until a mate asked me how it was coming along about a year ago.

Im going to build another prototype(Mk II) and thoroughly test it for about a week of constant running using Labjack and a laptop to record the results for analysis. Who knows....i may even post the results or a video of it working on here(probably wont tho due to the spanners and the cynics).

[Shannow]

A boxing glove on a spring built in to papa slavveroo's monitor, remotely activated by any and all members of Altnation.

[Campestral]

Originally Posted by PAPA LAZEROU

Im going to build another prototype(Mk II) and thoroughly test it for about a week of constant running using frostyjack .

i think markmono has the copyright to mk II