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11th September 2009, 6:55pm
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#1 | | Dean Keenan Fan Club
Join Date: May 2001 Location: ail symudiad
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| What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?
I'd invent a bag you put over yer dugs arse so you don't need to pick it up when you take him a walk. And I'd want £25,000 for a 10% share. From Theo.
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11th September 2009, 7:03pm
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#2 | | Riechen Sie Ihre Mutter
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Parts unkown...
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| Re: What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?
Id go on with a little thing ive been working on called a 'perpetual motion engine'....except it isnt classed as a perpetual motion engine as you need to start it by hand(perpetual motion machines can only be called that if they take no power or anything else to get them running and keep on running on their own power).
Basically the 'engine' is started up and the little fucker just keeps running and running, cranking out the power....the FREE power. It can also be fed through an invertor so you get out 240V AC to power tvs and other AC powered stuff.
How much would i ask from the dafties(dragons)........they couldnt give me enough cash to buy into this fuckin gold mine.
'Course some smart arsed motherfucker from an oil company would try and buy the patent/design and shelve that shit the same as they did with the guy that modified an engine to run on water....they cant have people running shit on stuff that falls out the sky, they would lose money and the "global markets would crash and wreck the world economy"......hmmm maybe thats not such a bad idea.
Hello...Patents office??????? Yeah, i got a little something i need to be patented.......YALDY!!! | |
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11th September 2009, 7:38pm
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#3 | | Lord Quas
Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Reading Rooms
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| Re: What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?
shut up | |
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11th September 2009, 7:42pm
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#4 | | He's awright.
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Glasgow.
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| Re: What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?
A time machine.
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11th September 2009, 7:44pm
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#5 | | Hammer Smashed Face
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Airstrip One
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| Re: What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?
I'd take Papa Lazerou's severed head, and merely ask for a reward for the good deed I did society. | |
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11th September 2009, 7:56pm
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#6 | | Dean Keenan Fan Club
Join Date: May 2001 Location: ail symudiad
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| Re: What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?
They should allow nutters on. Complete nutters "I invented a machine that turns shite into DIAMONDS!"
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11th September 2009, 8:00pm
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#7 | | tired and emotional Editor
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Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Dundee
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| Re: What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?
Dog with handles.
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11th September 2009, 8:02pm
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#8 | | Dean Keenan Fan Club
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| Re: What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?
Dog with handlebar moustache
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11th September 2009, 8:20pm
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#9 | | Hammer Smashed Face
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| Re: What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?
Dogs that shoot bees out of their mouth. | |
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11th September 2009, 8:36pm
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#10 | | Hubba bubba
Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?
Jessica Alba sex doll? | |
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11th September 2009, 8:39pm
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#11 | | Athiest Otter
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Glasgow-ish
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| Re: What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?
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Originally Posted by Shabybambles  Jessica Alba sex doll? | Sadly that already exists :/
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11th September 2009, 8:41pm
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#12 | | Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2005
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| Re: What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?
seriously, and yous better not steal my idea, i would make a limitless energy machine using magnifying glasses and magnets
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11th September 2009, 8:41pm
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#13 | | Hubba bubba
Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?
:0 seriously? If it looks half as good as her in sin city it shall be purchased lol | |
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11th September 2009, 8:42pm
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#14 | | Dean Keenan Fan Club
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| Re: What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?
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Originally Posted by Exit_W0unds | sadly?
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11th September 2009, 8:43pm
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#15 | | Registered User
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| Re: What would you go onto Dragon's Den with?
damn you papa!
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