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20th May 2003, 8:50pm
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#31 | | hypermediaocrity
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: in white rooms
Posts: 20,115
| Quote: Originally posted by TheCastrator
Part of me wants to post a dildo to myself.
Part of me just wants a dildo.
And another part of me wonders why I even said that. | man there's 3 parts of you  that's so unfair | 
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20th May 2003, 8:54pm
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#32 | | Auch emo für Sie!
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OlD WorLd
Posts: 7,077
| not such a grand ceremony, I did have a wee dabble of volvic touch of fruit lemon after the postage.
God bless her and all who handle her 
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20th May 2003, 9:03pm
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#33 | | shemale
Join Date: May 2003 Location: glasgow
Posts: 252
| id manhandle the banana anyday
send the curvaceous cutie in my direction next time 
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20th May 2003, 9:05pm
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#34 | | Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 11,963
| Quote: Originally posted by cinamon*spider*
man there's 3 parts of you that's so unfair | There's probably more. God... | |
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20th May 2003, 9:12pm
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#35 | | Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 11,963
| I can't belive no-one's said this yet:
Go banana! | |
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20th May 2003, 9:26pm
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#36 | | Die And Become
Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Southside
Posts: 9,540
| Go Bannana!
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21st May 2003, 7:46am
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#37 | | Auch emo für Sie!
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OlD WorLd
Posts: 7,077
| well guys, I think when i say this u will all be happy. IT ARRIVED. with a smile on his face the postie chapped ma door, and handed me the entrepid explorer, who had boldly gone were no other banana had gone b4. Tho I do have to say he was a little worse for ware. A bit squidg underneath his hard exterior skin. My dad has kindly offered to eat him just to show how hard he is. yeah go dad.
and to any other fruit or veg who dont make it (rOY's carrot) my heart goes out to you. Maybe if some more do go M.I.P(missing in post) we could hold a rememberenc ceremony.
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21st May 2003, 7:51am
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#38 | | No Gimmicks Needed
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 15,801
| ha ha brilliance, the postman has a bemused expression on his face though... 
but hilarious all the same | |
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21st May 2003, 7:58am
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#39 | | Auch emo für Sie!
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OlD WorLd
Posts: 7,077
| yeah, he was shocked, couldnt believe it. he said he's never poted anything so silly, and hes been my postie for at least 11 years so, im quite proud of my achievement
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21st May 2003, 8:10am
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#40 | | No Gimmicks Needed
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 15,801
| *thumbs up**
whats next on the delivery list?  | |
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21st May 2003, 8:17am
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#41 | | Auch emo für Sie!
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OlD WorLd
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| last photo b4 he goes in the stomach
not sure as of yet what it'll be next. If anyone wants i can post them a banana, free of charge, only 1 tho, thats all i can afford, prefereably someone with a digi cam so they can post pics of it when it arrives.
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21st May 2003, 8:20am
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#42 | | No Gimmicks Needed
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 15,801
| If someone is gonna eat that, better get a basin on standby..... | |
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21st May 2003, 8:53am
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#43 | | Twiztid Juggalo Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: 1-800-Crenshaw
Posts: 19,715
| HOHOHHO!
amazin.
i was lookin forward to this this morning, see if it had arrived!
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21st May 2003, 8:56am
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#44 | | Punisher Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 9,003
| Wow!
Eric would be proud!
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21st May 2003, 9:03am
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#45 | | Auch emo für Sie!
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OlD WorLd
Posts: 7,077
| thansk for all the moral support, u have all been great helps.
and btw my da did actually eta it, wot a guy
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