But what if THE DEAD RISE?

**starscream** · 11th May 2009 4:58am

B and Q in Darnley is were im heading shite loads of weapons fences all around, flat ground surrounding it (easy to keep a look out) a sainsburys down the road and a motorway right next to it for easy escape/access. All thats missing is a shotgun (for me) and a sniper on the roof. Belter!

p.s. world war z is the shit!

**Dyno** · 11th May 2009 5:05am

Originally Posted by Bunnylingus

Why can't zombies swim?

Decomposing bodies sink.

**Connor O'Bain** · 11th May 2009 8:39am

Originally Posted by Connor O'Bain

Yep, Im bored

Should the dead rise – my plan

In the event of the dead rising first place I am heading is the Braehead centre, its remote enough that chances are zombies will not be as en-masse as they would in the town centre and hole up in the B&Q centre. Reasoning for opting for the B&Q centre over the actual mall are these

A.Whilst the mall is certainly well stocked there are too many ways in and out making it a bit of a nightmare to secure.
B.There are an abundance of tools to utilise for the fortification of the B&Q centre as well as doubling as weapons.
C.There is a large highly fenced off out side area, perfect for if need be growing fruits and veg plus you have all the seeds and fertilisers to do so on hand.
D.You also have a wide range of chemicals that can be used as weapons also.
E.You have generators in stock should there be a power out.

After fortifying the B&Q establish a way to transport your self safely to and from the surrounding shops, PC world, Sainsbury’s ect. Again this can be done in the yard of the B&Q armour plating up an array of vehicles (these also double as a means to evacuate should the need arise). Once this is done you can supply up from the various shops inside the mall and transport it back to the B&Q base.

Another factor in the choice of the location is that it is right on the bank of the Clyde and with a little ingenuity a form of boat could be salvaged or built for transport or escape purposes.

need to rethink this plan as B&Q breahead is now closed

**starscream** · 11th May 2009 8:52am

B and q darnley my friend B and q Darnley, I used to work there so I know the layout well and Ill get us in!!!

**Dyno** · 11th May 2009 8:59am

Run to the hills, run for your liiiiiyiife!

**poprock** · 11th May 2009 9:01am

Needs to be a B&Q with a supermarket in the same retail park - so you can eat tinned food for a good long time. how about the one at The Forge? There's an Asda just across the roundabout.

**starscream** · 15th May 2009 1:42am

Theres a sainsburys two mins down the road in the industrial park at Darnley all we would need is a tooled up gas bendi fork lift or a tooled up van. We could be in and out and back before they gather enough numbers to cause us problems haha