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31st August 2005, 1:02pm
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#91 | | Frankly my dear.....  Editor
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Afternoon guys. Anyone got ideas of where to find a fairy who will magic this work away so I can search the net for a few gigs to go to? 
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31st August 2005, 1:16pm
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#92 | | Made in the 80's.
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Originally Posted by Foxglove Afternoon guys. Anyone got ideas of where to find a fairy who will magic this work away so I can search the net for a few gigs to go to? | Open desk drawer, push all paperwork into said drawer, pretend it doesn't exist. My failsafe method of ignoring work.  | |
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31st August 2005, 1:19pm
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#93 | | Frankly my dear..... Editor
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Originally Posted by mischief Open desk drawer, push all paperwork into said drawer, pretend it doesn't exist. My failsafe method of ignoring work. | Problem is the damn Solicitors keep calling.
I may try out the method this week though. Actually - I am wanting them to know how much I have at the moment. It is a bit of office politics 
Hmmm - no gigs found yet. 
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31st August 2005, 1:19pm
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#94 | | Enforcer
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Originally Posted by mischief Open desk drawer, push all paperwork into said drawer, pretend it doesn't exist. My failsafe method of ignoring work. | I don't have a drawer big enuff I'm afraid, maybe I'll just do enuff work to get the pile small enuff for the drawers i do have
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31st August 2005, 1:20pm
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#95 | | Made in the 80's.
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Originally Posted by Gadafti Inc. I don't have a drawer big enuff I'm afraid, maybe I'll just do enuff work to get the pile small enuff for the drawers i do have | See, adapt mehtod to suit workload. You're on my wavelength. | |
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31st August 2005, 2:58pm
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#96 | | crazy old man
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Glasgow
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indulgent day today....
First Milk sent my boss a huge round of (allegedly prizewinning) Stilton, and he went and bought biscuits, and most of the afternoon since has been spent cheese-grazing. very tasty indeed.
however, this has substantially reduced my workrate, and I must now get the (cheesey) finger out — cos there's the small matter of a guestie for an old pal's gig tonight — and I don't want to miss out on the pre-show champagne  | |
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31st August 2005, 3:04pm
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less than an hour to go! | |
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31st August 2005, 3:32pm
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#98 | | Is it bad that I..... ?
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2hours and 58 minutes till i can celebrate.
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31st August 2005, 3:34pm
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#99 | | Enforcer
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am away in 23mins
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31st August 2005, 4:10pm
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#100 | | Guest | Re: The official office workers thread.
im such a hard working employee | |
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31st August 2005, 5:31pm
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#101 | | Registered User
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bloody hell I hate staples | |
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31st August 2005, 6:05pm
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#102 | | Guest | Re: The official office workers thread.
I knew working in Arnold Clark was a bad idea  | |
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1st September 2005, 9:50am
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#103 | | Rhymenocerous
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a puddle
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Haven't actually done any 'real' work today. other than open the mail (managed to drag that out over about 40 minutes), and umm err... i put the back up tape in. and.... answered the phone a couple of times. | |
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1st September 2005, 9:54am
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#104 | | The Car Crash Set
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: southampton
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Skiving tip:
When I have breakfast I always have it in work - bring in cereal or make toast or put something in the microwave, then sit and eat it at my desk. This means that I can leave the flat, say, 20 minutes earlier, and me sitting at my desk counts as actually being in work!
Great eh?
I do actually like my job. | |
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1st September 2005, 10:11am
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My work can be a pain at times, i rely too much on other people doing theyre job before i can carry out mine..ah well.
This might be my third time in a row of being met from work this week  roll on 5 oclock  | |
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