*BUMP* THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE!! WITHOUT DOUBT THE MOST ROCKING NIGHT IN THE LONG AND STORIED HISTORY OF THIS TWO-BIT TOWN, A DOUBLE-WHAMMY OF EMERGING MEGA TITANS OF METAL SIDE BY SIDE IN AN ATTEMPT TO LEVEL CLYDEBANK AND REDUCE IT TO ASHES FOR THE GOOD OF ALL MANKIND.
Are you still looking for another band to fill-up a slot on this night, George? Come on, forum bands, step up to the plate, YE'VE FUCK ALL ELSE TO DO ON THURSDAY NIGHT BEFORE BAMBOO. Except, well, sit on the forum all day, which will probably win out to be fair.
