Do tattooists make house calls?

[Connor O'Bain]

The phone rang.

Me “Hello Chameleon Tattoos.”
Caller “Hi, do you do private tattoos?”
Me “Yes we do, we have a separate room at the back where people can be tattooed should they feel uncomfortable with it being done in public.”
Caller “That's not what I meant. Would you come to my house?”
Me “… No.”

The rest of the conversation is cut but it was me trying to explain in simple terms why tattooing in someone’s house which had not been sterilised would not be a good idea.


Build it and they will come, but not all shall have sensible...

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[Fenntastic]

hahaha, people are stupid

[The Continental]

We got something like this the other week.....

Awright mate do you do tattoo partys?
Do what?
Tattoo parties?
Meaning what?
There's fifteen folk coming up my flat later on all wanting tattoos and the guy we had coming has cancelled.
Good god.
You interested? Mate?.......mate you there..........

[GreatKingRat]

Get yourself a transit van, do up the back and you've got yourself a mobile tattoo studio.

That'll sort out the lazy bastards and you could also go round office buildings like the blood donor vans do. Probably best to go after them though, for the sake of saving lives n all.

[Pink punk]

You know. Somewhere within that is a fantastic business plan. Hmmm.

[GreatKingRat]

Course there is! Do you think I just kept typing without thinking?...

[MysticBumcheeks]

Originally Posted by MarkMono

Think you've got it bad, some old duffer in Haddows was asking what the difference between cans and bottles was.

So, finish the story, what is the difference between cans and bottles then?

[Pink punk]

Aye!

Seriously, it's a great idea, no clue how it would actually work mind. Yeah yourself down to the PYBT office right away, matey.

[Connor O'Bain]

i would be sorely tempted to run over some of the would be customers tho

"Does it hurt?"
"Not as much as this will" brrrrmmmm thudd!