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2007: New year, new chapter. Same idiots.
Published by Connor O'Bain
31st January 2007
2007: New year, new chapter. Same idiots.

Well that’s us into 2007. We have passed the six month mark in fact we are now on to our seventh. It’s kind of scary how fast this year is going. Seems like not so long ago that we where sitting on the floor eating pizza and cursing the half painted walls.

The major development of late is that yours truly has started his tattoo training again. Due to circumstances it’s a bit later than we anticipated. It’s been six years since I have used a tattoo machine and I wish I could say it’s like riding a bike but alas I can see lots of cursing in my foreseeable future. Unfortunately the picture is at such an angle that you can’t see the stern look of concentration on my face.


However as much as I am looking forward to the coming year, I have already had confirmation that for every decent customer we have, there are still a fair few idiots out there. What follows is a conversation I had with a couple of would-be customers. I did initially type it out ten minutes after the event, but it was a little less objective due to me being genuinely raging at the idiocy of these two. It’s probably for the best that it got wiped when Matt restarted the computer by mistake (don’t ask).

Anyway, to set the scene as it were: front of shop, two customers (a man and a woman) asking about getting a tattoo done. Straightforward stuff until the woman says;

Woman “ahm pregnant by the way, does that make a difference?”
Me “Erm yes, it means we can’t tattoo you I’m afraid.”
Woman “Whi … how no?”
Me “Because getting a tattoo can be a very stressful experience and we have to take the safety of the baby into account.”
Woman “But ahm only three weeks pregnant, surely it will be awright?”
Me “… No, doesn’t matter if your three weeks or three months, we’re not tattooing you.”
Man “That’s rubbish … can you no pretend you didne hear that?”

At this point I would like underline the fact that a complete stranger was asking me to lie just so that his wife can get a tattoo. Never mind the health of what I can only assume to be his unborn child. I am no doctor but I would imagine that in the first trimester the child would be pretty vulnerable. This did not improve my mood. Needless to say the conversation, although still polite, was pretty short-lived, ending with the man turning on the woman and ranting at her for five minutes about having a “big mouth”.

Sigh.

Anyway … some recent pictures:

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Re: 2007: New year, new chapter. Same idiots.

I really like the boxer ones and the tribal the others arn't really my flavour but still nice.
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You can't be "three weeks pregnant" that's amazing! I'm loving the tribal design there.
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Re: 2007: New year, new chapter. Same idiots.

And in an amazing turn of events the same to people came back in (infact are still hanging about) and guess what? she went and got tattooed else where.
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Colour me unsurprised. The world is full of lackwits.
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That tribal is amazing!
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I'd have preferred the Eubank one with 'Simply the Bestht'.
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And in an amazing turn of events the same to people came back in (infact are still hanging about) and guess what? she went and got tattooed else where.
Aye I saw the idiots what happened to the drawing the guy was making? Did he eventually get a tat or try and leave with it?
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Re: 2007: New year, new chapter. Same idiots.

he said (sorry slurred) that he would be coming back in today but i highly doubt it
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