What to do when drunk & bored? Obviously the answer is "get more booze".
But it's that time of the month when pennies are lacking so where to look, where to look.
The spirit of Captain Jack Sparrow talks to me, "salvage the rum Woolies, salvage the rum!"
What rum? I have no rum left, only bottles from days gone by...
But am I sure the empty bottles are
really empty...? On closer inspection I find that, NO some are not empty!
I have been reckless, throwing finished bottles over my shoulder with careless abandon without allowing time for the last dregs of rummy goodness to slide their way down to their intended fate of quaffdom.
I must SAVE THIS RUM before it goes off to be drank by bottle bank bilge rats (no doubt with a total lack of appreciation on their part! :@). But just how much could I save.
First, lets collect the empty bottles littering the area within easy reach...
A fine collection so 'tis.
(notice the vodka bottle - I take no responsibility for that, it was left here by some scurvy wench)
Aye, but technique be a problem lads, the rum is feart, FEART I TELLS YA, it clings to the inside of the bottles like the cap'ns daughter clings to a stiff peg-leg.
Eventually I opt for the turn-bottle-upside-down-and-leaving-for-half-an-hour method.
And after only one half day of upending bottles totalling 12 litres I have amassed a treasure trove wealth of...
That's a whole 12ml of rum people! That's one thousandth part of what I'd bought that I almost threw away - the aberdonian blood in me boils at the thought - it's around half a unit or, at Cathouse prices, about £1.25.
A day well spent.
PS: I also found out that I cannot synch two slave flashguns on seperate groupings to save my godsdamned inebriated life...
There's a cupboard full of white rum he won't touch because it's apparently "not real rum" 
