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Old 8th December 2006, 10:56pm   #1
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Talking Euphemisms for masterbation.
As the title said, lets have your various terms for the art of self-loving. Hey, I was bored, OK?

Enticing spurt reynolds.

Tickling Yoda behind the Ears.

Unsheathing the meat-sabre.

Polishing Vaders helmet.

Preparing the charge of the white briggade.

cranking the love-truncheon.

palm-banging.

Wrestling with the the Bald champ.

Five knuckle shuffle.

Hand to Gland combat.

Juicing the Joystick.

Sacrificing sperm to the god of lonley nights.

Wanking the one-eyed wonder weasle.

hmm...yeah, so thats a few, what you got?
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Old 8th December 2006, 10:57pm   #2
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scott, you really need to get laid
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Wandering around in the bush down under
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Old 8th December 2006, 11:09pm   #4
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scott, you really need to get laid
Getting laid isnt the problem. Its getting laid with someone who isnt liable to cook me in a nice vegetable sauce in the morning. Or start bastng me halfway through. Sex game my butt, I know what they are up to! lol.
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Supporting Man United.
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Old 8th December 2006, 11:18pm   #6
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Supporting Man United.
lololololol. Ive got a mate (well, ex-mate) like that. lol. Never even been there.
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Spanking the monkee
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Old 8th December 2006, 11:46pm   #8
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Looking for the wee man in the boat!
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slamin' the salmon

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doin' the two fingered giggle wiggle...
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Gherkin jerking
Lizard milking
Manipulate your mango
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Kit Kat shuffle. (4 fingers apparantly!)
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As the title said, lets have your various terms for the art of self-loving. Hey, I was bored, OK?

Enticing spurt reynolds.

Tickling Yoda behind the Ears.

Unsheathing the meat-sabre.

Polishing Vaders helmet.

Preparing the charge of the white briggade.

cranking the love-truncheon.

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Wrestling with the the Bald champ.

Five knuckle shuffle.

Hand to Gland combat.

Juicing the Joystick.

Sacrificing sperm to the god of lonley nights.

Wanking the one-eyed wonder weasle.

hmm...yeah, so thats a few, what you got?
Do you have all those to save you the bother of spelling 'masturbation' correctly?
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I'm away for a solo expedetion
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Do you have all those to save you the bother of spelling 'masturbation' correctly?
Well, I never said I could spell.
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