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8th December 2007, 5:25pm
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#2566 | | Fattly Drawn Boy Editor
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| Re: What made you smile today? II
"Tortoise 'was small'
A fulchester man's tortoise was so small that an RSPCA inspector was able to fit it in a matchbox, a court heard yesterday.
Gas fitter Brian Simpkins, 46, pleaded guilty to a charge of keeping a small tortoise and was fined £6. He was also banned from keeping a tortoise for 20 years. Simpkins had asked for nine similar offences of keeping small animals to be taken into consideration.
The tortoise has since made a full recovery and now fits in a shoebox."
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8th December 2007, 5:29pm
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#2567 | | Kingpun
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| Re: What made you smile today? II
There was an englishman and irishman and a scotsman and when they all died they went to heaven but because it was jesus' birthday they had to show one of the disiples something that reflected christmas to get into heaven.
the englishman pulled out a set of keys and jingled them.
"what has this got to do with christmas?"
he replied "it sounds like bells"
so they let him in.
The Scotsman pulled out a lighter and lit it
"what has this got to do with christmas?"
He replied "it represents a candle"
so they let him in.
Finally the Irishman pulled out a pink thong
"ok what has this got to do with christmas?"
He replied "Their carols"
Yas.
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8th December 2007, 7:43pm
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#2568 | | Princess
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| Re: What made you smile today? II
Lunch in Solid with 2 friends from Glenrothes, Craig, Ali, Steph, Fi and Andrew  | |
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9th December 2007, 12:23am
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#2569 | | Chew you up, spit you out
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Airstrip One
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| Re: What made you smile today? II
Alcohol! | |
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9th December 2007, 1:19am
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#2570 | | FUUUuuuuUUUCK U!
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: What made you smile today? II
The bus, which was filler with drunken idiots, braking down at our stop.
MWAHAHA.
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9th December 2007, 1:51am
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#2571 | | Ain't Your Fairytale
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Where i need to
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| Re: What made you smile today? II
Sharing tour stories on the car back to Glasgow
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9th December 2007, 1:56am
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#2572 | | Freedom with no direction
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: What made you smile today? II
Realising that I have some wonderful people in my life.
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9th December 2007, 1:58am
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#2573 | | The Gunsmith
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| Re: What made you smile today? II
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Originally Posted by Plus1  Realising that I have some wonderful people in my life. | Get Tae bed
Smile today: Nice people around me and such also... Music by tatu on youtube, haha its great !
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9th December 2007, 2:01am
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#2574 | | Freedom with no direction
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: What made you smile today? II
I'm going, I'm going 
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9th December 2007, 2:29pm
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#2575 | | Caissa's DeathAngel
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| Re: What made you smile today? II
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10th December 2007, 10:22am
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#2576 | | Quit Yo Jibba Jabba, Fool
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| Re: What made you smile today? II
Several 'compliments', which I'd usually either ignore, not notice at all, or "  " about, but they actually genuinely made me smile - and even blush a bit! 
Other than several bits of cuntish coursework - I can see that this may be a very good week!
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10th December 2007, 12:27pm
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#2577 | | Banned
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Knowing I've got Wednesday off work for my Birthday, can't wait! | |
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10th December 2007, 12:33pm
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#2578 | | Lady Of War
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Hamelldaeme
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| Re: What made you smile today? II
christawife texting me regarding a curly friends birthday 
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10th December 2007, 5:51pm
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#2579 | | Registered User
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| Re: What made you smile today? II
A man at the cashline actually screaming out loud when he checked his balance
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10th December 2007, 9:15pm
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#2580 | | Lady Of War
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| Re: What made you smile today? II
my friend got us thrown out of wetherspoons, was quite funny
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