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4th May 2008, 1:48am
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#7426 | | Kingpun
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Outer Heaven
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH! 
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4th May 2008, 2:07am
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#7427 | | Pariah Carey
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
Posts: 16,847
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
The words on your lips.
I swear, the Danish are some catchy pop bastards.
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Originally Posted by addy Whatever happened to the idea of them integrating with our culture? You come here, you respect our customs. You dont like it, you fuck right off back where you came from | | |
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4th May 2008, 2:28am
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#7428 | | Polydelusionist
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Behind my eyes.
Posts: 3,365
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
Free booze/food just tastes better.
Stolen stuff just tastes sublime. Larceny is like a light dusting of cocaine on your food.
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4th May 2008, 2:36am
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#7429 | | We Looked Like Giants
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 6,692
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
I thought you'd be there for me tonight.
You weren't.
(I don't think I can do this anymore. I'm sorry)
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4th May 2008, 3:48am
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#7430 | | Quit Yo Jibba Jabba, Fool
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Sheikh Rashid's
Posts: 2,187
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
Oh Christ, one of my best mates keeps texting me demanding me to go round for a threesome.. It would be pretty funny, if I weren't fully aware that they're 100% serious! 
I'm so so so glad I opted to come back here tonight, instead! 
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4th May 2008, 3:52am
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#7431 | | Pariah Carey
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
Posts: 16,847
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
You're a shite mate.
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Originally Posted by addy Whatever happened to the idea of them integrating with our culture? You come here, you respect our customs. You dont like it, you fuck right off back where you came from | | |
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4th May 2008, 3:53am
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#7432 | | Quit Yo Jibba Jabba, Fool
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Sheikh Rashid's
Posts: 2,187
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
I know, I should pure get in another taxi, go round there, strip off and shag two of my drunk pals, instead.
What a bitch!
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4th May 2008, 3:57am
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#7433 | | Pariah Carey
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
Posts: 16,847
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
At least you know what you're doing wrong.
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Originally Posted by addy Whatever happened to the idea of them integrating with our culture? You come here, you respect our customs. You dont like it, you fuck right off back where you came from | | |
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4th May 2008, 4:38am
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#7434 | | Kingpun
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Outer Heaven
Posts: 12,336
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
I really should start going to bed when it's dark.
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4th May 2008, 4:44am
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#7435 | | Heavy Dealer
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Kid 'non
Posts: 2,626
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mwezzi  I saw them too. Didn't pause to wish them well however, I was too busy getting pissed off by the hoards of slack-jawed mouth-breathing glacier-speed Saturday crowds. I'd get past one group, advance ten paces and then another load would pour out of a shop and start walking REALLY FUCKING SLOWLY right in front of me. It happened all the way up Buchanan street and along Sauchiehall street. I swear, I would've loved to let those scientologists test my stress. When they finished I would've ripped them apart using only my voice. | Marry me.
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4th May 2008, 5:13am
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#7436 | | Quit Yo Jibba Jabba, Fool
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Sheikh Rashid's
Posts: 2,187
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
Nah, they know the rules - I only sleep with my most unequivocally handsome friends, and only those who have consistently been pursuing me for at least a year - then we go at it like wildcats...followed by panic the next morning, and driving fast to the family planning clinic/nearest chemist for the morning after pill, hahaha  (Fuckin'...£20 a pop btw!  )
Although, I've just had the funniest phone conversation there, I've had all week... the tempo's just been increased! 
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4th May 2008, 5:56am
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#7437 | | Lady Of War
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Hamelldaeme
Posts: 20,515
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
why am i awake this early? Oh thats right...
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4th May 2008, 7:22am
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#7438 | | Princess
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 7,810
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
Got woken up this morning by a fucking massive wasp buzzing over our heads. Isnt it a bit early for them? | |
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4th May 2008, 8:27am
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#7439 | | Is it bad that I..... ?
Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sunny Glasvegas
Posts: 11,823
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
Back home today. Can't wait!
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Where the gin is cold, but the piano’s hot
It’s just a noisy hall where there’s a nightly brawl
And all...
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4th May 2008, 9:32am
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#7440 | | Pariah
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Paisley
Posts: 8,413
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
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