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11th May 2008, 4:05pm
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#8236 | | Prepare for Trouble
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: New Gorbals :)
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
Learning this monologue is hard, but hopefully i will have it memorised by Wednesday - at last i found a monologue which i can connect to......feeling really good about it!
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11th May 2008, 4:15pm
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#8237 | | It's an atrosamacy!
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 6,870
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
This is effin hilarity. Tom's sitting on my bed singing Erasure - Respect. I had to drink most of the bottle of wine so am now drunk and it's only 5pmish. o.O
Still got an hour or so 'til we meet Layla too. Oofty. I'm away to unblock the sink. ^_^
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11th May 2008, 4:26pm
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#8238 | | Y'wid tho...
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Goblin City
Posts: 8,453
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
Please call.......now!
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11th May 2008, 4:29pm
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#8239 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 1,419
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
baby food is actually pretty tasty
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11th May 2008, 4:30pm
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#8240 | | Polydelusionist
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Behind my eyes.
Posts: 3,363
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
While gutting my room i keep finding old vouchers from old girlfriends for...stuff. I wonder how they would react if i contacted them after years of anonymity/open hostility to claim them.
All i can be certain of is that it would be comical.
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11th May 2008, 4:31pm
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#8241 | | Elegantly Wasted
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: alameda/paisley
Posts: 1,648
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
Just remembered it's tomorrow i have the hospital, not next week 
Better get started on my passport form... | |
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11th May 2008, 4:34pm
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#8242 | | On The Ascendent
Join Date: May 2003 Location: Hyndbland
Posts: 8,509
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
Where the fuck is everyone?
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11th May 2008, 4:36pm
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#8243 | | Kingpun
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Abergreen
Posts: 16,815
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
A woman from the Scientology centre just called me, amazing stuff.
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11th May 2008, 4:38pm
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#8244 | | ...has left.
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 4,822
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
I need to rinse out this bleach soon, I am actually in so much pain. 15 more minutes, you can do it!
Arghhhhh >:[ | |
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11th May 2008, 4:52pm
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#8245 | | On The Ascendent
Join Date: May 2003 Location: Hyndbland
Posts: 8,509
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm Your God Now A woman from the Scientology centre just called me, amazing stuff. | What did she say?
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11th May 2008, 5:30pm
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#8246 | | Polydelusionist
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Behind my eyes.
Posts: 3,363
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
But tell me, do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
Do you feel sometimes like age is against you?
I, I can help - I can help you - I can help you help yourself!
HERES HOW TO ORDER.
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11th May 2008, 5:35pm
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#8247 | | pwntopian
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Echo Hill
Posts: 7,193
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
Wondering I'll manage to retrieve my ID from INSIDE the nightclub tonight...I left it there a few weeks ago and they keep "looking" for it. It's a cunt because sometimes I still get ID'd on the door.
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11th May 2008, 5:49pm
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#8248 | | Lady Of War
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Hamelldaeme
Posts: 22,981
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
fucking dog just barked at a bit of fluff, almost cacked myself 
also i can not believe i am going to do this :/
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11th May 2008, 5:52pm
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#8249 | | What a floozy.
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Tradeston.
Posts: 14,884
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
Homemade lasagne may cure this hangover. Here's hoping.
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11th May 2008, 5:53pm
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#8250 | | Elegantly Wasted
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: alameda/paisley
Posts: 1,648
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI
headache  | |
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