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23rd May 2008, 9:57pm
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#9571 | | Chips, motherfucker.
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth
Posts: 3,362
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI My back hurts, and I'm working at 8am. Do. Not. Want.
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23rd May 2008, 9:58pm
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#9572 | | Rhymenocerous
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a puddle
Posts: 14,722
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Quote:
Originally Posted by mischief Aye. Well, I only found out recently. It's a shame, cause that's clearly the only thing keeping us apart.
He's hot in a kind of 'not very hot' way.  | if you say so  |
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23rd May 2008, 9:59pm
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#9573 | | Wench
Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: clydebank
Posts: 2,792
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Quote:
Originally Posted by GoddamnElectric The humanity!
I've learned to make cocktails. Because of the effort involved you naturally tend to sip them, so it's longer between trips to the kitchen. | i'm not posh enough for cocktails. i have to drink beer like a tramp.
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23rd May 2008, 10:00pm
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#9574 | | Rhymenocerous
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a puddle
Posts: 14,722
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Quote:
Originally Posted by Fiona_B i'm not posh enough for cocktails. i have to drink beer like a tramp. | now now don't put yourself down, it's only tramp style if you ring it out of your sodden vest whenever you spill it, and you don't do that... do you? |
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23rd May 2008, 10:00pm
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#9575 | | Wench
Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: clydebank
Posts: 2,792
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Quote:
Originally Posted by mischief Aye. Well, I only found out recently. It's a shame, cause that's clearly the only thing keeping us apart.
He's hot in a kind of 'not very hot' way.  | derren brown would get it.
he doesn't really have a choice, gay is no excuse.
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23rd May 2008, 10:02pm
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#9576 | | Aurė enteluva Gallery SuperMod SuperMod
Join Date: May 2002 Location: same deep water
Posts: 23,773
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI You know, if it hurst this much on my scalp, i can only imagine the agonies of anal bleaching. |
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23rd May 2008, 10:02pm
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#9577 | | Wench
Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: clydebank
Posts: 2,792
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Quote:
Originally Posted by cupotea now now don't put yourself down, it's only tramp style if you ring it out of your sodden vest whenever you spill it, and you don't do that... do you? | no...
(i shove it in my mouth and suck all the drink out)
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23rd May 2008, 10:03pm
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#9578 | | Meatbag
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 15,825
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Quote:
Originally Posted by Fiona_B i'm not posh enough for cocktails. i have to drink beer like a tramp. | True the set-up cost is substantial, but I'm finding a decently stocked home bar will last for a very long time 
As long as you don't invite other people round to drink it.
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23rd May 2008, 10:05pm
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#9579 | | Experimental agent 1475
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Home From Home
Posts: 3,061
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Quote:
Originally Posted by Fiona_B
(i shove it in my mouth and suck all the drink out) |
I've got a mentally good picture to enjoy for the evening |
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23rd May 2008, 10:13pm
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#9580 | | Wench
Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: clydebank
Posts: 2,792
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI ANYWAY.
why is it, when the BBC are having technical difficulties they only play the boring background music? why not get the voiceover to tell a couple of crude jokes, hum a little tune?
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23rd May 2008, 10:15pm
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#9581 | | Meatbag
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI What's that unusual taste in my mouth? Oh yeah, it's my body eating itself 
Mind you it's got a fair amount to get through before I should be concerned.
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23rd May 2008, 10:19pm
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#9582 | | We Looked Like Giants
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 6,698
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Quote:
Originally Posted by Shannow You know, if it hurst this much on my scalp, i can only imagine the agonies of anal bleaching. | Oooh, whatcha doin'?
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23rd May 2008, 11:04pm
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#9583 | | Lady Of War
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Hamelldaeme
Posts: 20,543
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI ugh food make me tired
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23rd May 2008, 11:35pm
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#9584 | | Filth-kitten
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Under a rock
Posts: 3,188
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI What's wrong with me? Mere weeks ago I could wake up and stay awake, now I doze off several times each morning before becoming fully concious for the day - and even then I feel the urge to go to bed every couple of hours.
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23rd May 2008, 11:39pm
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#9585 | | Caissa's DeathAngel
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Beneath a blade
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Such a productive night 
__________________ The songwriter is dead. The blade fell upon him, taking him to the White Lands of Empathica, of Innocence... Quote:
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