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22nd March 2008, 4:02pm
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#1351 | | such a waste to be wasted
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: avec moomaw
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI pics plz.
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I used to be an animal, but these days I'm retired.
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22nd March 2008, 4:02pm
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#1352 | | Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Looking forward to tonight.  |
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22nd March 2008, 4:09pm
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#1353 | | Made in the 80's.
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The best little Whorehouse near Tesco.
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunnylingus pics plz. | Here ya go. |
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22nd March 2008, 4:17pm
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#1354 | | such a waste to be wasted
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: avec moomaw
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI definitely pink.
im contemplating jumping out a window here.
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22nd March 2008, 4:41pm
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#1355 | | small&insignificant
Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: 1997
Posts: 20,705
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI I got all the geckos.
Promise i'll look after them Roo.
Matilda has been climbing
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22nd March 2008, 4:51pm
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#1356 | | borte, ikke glemt
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Tidyin up a bit (well, a lot actually), gonna need to get shiftin for a shower n get out to work...woo!
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22nd March 2008, 5:10pm
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#1357 | | Lady Of War
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Hamelldaeme
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI having the internet at home again is brilliant
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Originally Posted by LadySavage dicks have a purpose in this world, this man is a soluble condom, totally useless and stupid | FUID! |
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22nd March 2008, 5:18pm
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#1358 | | such a waste to be wasted
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: avec moomaw
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI i want my dad.
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I used to be an animal, but these days I'm retired.
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22nd March 2008, 5:21pm
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#1359 | | Tìr mo ghràidh
Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Big City
Posts: 38,571
| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Small progress but progress none the less.
Fajitas soon.  |
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22nd March 2008, 5:30pm
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#1360 | | Keep Never Changing
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Set Adrift On Memorys Bliss
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Euuuurgh, I feel horrible. 
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22nd March 2008, 5:33pm
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#1361 | | Aurë enteluva Gallery SuperMod SuperMod
Join Date: May 2002 Location: same deep water
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Carla was on her break from the graveyard shift at the mayonnaise factory. She sat at a teetering picnic table. There was a toxic orange moon and it was slightly cold. Carla took out her knife and began etching random words into the table’s surface. Then she thought of her co-worker Jack. Carla liked to think of Jack as a luscious apparatus, he was meaty but graceful. His flesh seemed folded onto his body like a suit made of meat. Carla started to think of Jack as a luscious apparatus in a meat suit. Thinking this gave Carla a dreamy smile. Her mouth was small to begin with but dreaming made it even smaller. That’s just how some people are, their mouths get smaller with dreams. Carla’s small mouth was dreaming as her knife began carving a poem into the table. I like hot voids, smooth pants, lazy beds in the rain, I like tongue petals, lather, a blistering sun. But what I like best is the worship of a luscious apparatus. When Carla was done carving she went back to her work station and scooped shiny white goop into jars. That’s just how some people are their mouths get smaller with dreaming. The next day Jack took his own 1a.m. lunch break at the same picnic table. He noticed the poem carved into the wood. Although he didn’t know who had written it, he co-incidentally thought Luscious apparatus aptly described him. So he took out his own knife and wrote luscious apparatus was here. After a few days both Jack and Carla happened to sit at the picnic table at the same time. They both started to look at the things carved in the table. Then they looked at each other, they knew who each other was. Carla’s mouth got small and dreamy, Jack’s eyes got round and hot. When they got done with the graveyard shift they went back to Jack’s apartment and had sex. Wordless sex, slow sex, fast sex, talking sex, sex like animals have, sex like boys have, sex like girls have, sex upside down, sex inside out, sex with grins, sex with tears, sex! sex! sex! Then she noticed the knife by the side of Jack’s bed, Jack picked the knife up. And Carla knew at once that Jack’s wounds were from carving himself. Jack was trying to carve poems into himself and now he wanted to carve some in her. This was where she drew the line she’d have any kind of sex but not with a knife. When Carla refused to let Jack carve her up, Jack felt cheated and misled. He felt that by carving a poem in the table Carla had been begging to be carved upon. Carla didn’t see it that way at all. She got up and started putting on her clothes, Jack went nuts, he was coming at her with a knife. Carla was scared, Carla was shaking and sweating, then, because she was small and could move fast She ducked and Jack tripped and fell and impaled himself in the arm with his own knife. He howled and howled and Carla got the hell out of there fast. Carla didn’t think of Jack as a luscious apparatus after that |
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22nd March 2008, 5:53pm
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#1362 | | What a floozy.
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Tradeston.
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI That was lovely.
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22nd March 2008, 6:32pm
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#1363 | | It's an atrosamacy!
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Uhm..
My coffee always goes cold. 
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22nd March 2008, 6:40pm
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#1364 | | Caissa's DeathAngel
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The BR Program!
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI Never again are those trainers being worn  My knees are in agony  |
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22nd March 2008, 6:40pm
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#1365 | | Lady Of War
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Hamelldaeme
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| Re: What's on your mind? part XVI im utterly exhausted for no reason, theres a serious lack of filthy texts from the dude - spoke too soon!
christawife is actually amazing, i need shoes.
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Originally Posted by LadySavage dicks have a purpose in this world, this man is a soluble condom, totally useless and stupid | FUID! |
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