This time next week I'll be off home, oh sweet Elgin![]()
This time next week I'll be off home, oh sweet Elgin![]()
whats the point doing credit control when i am not accounts and cant get copy invoices, cant tell them anything about their account, cant tell them bank details, cant answer financial questions about their company.....
I spend a vast majority of my time relaying messages to accounts departments becuase all i can do is send them what is outstandingon account and thats it....
Defo time for a change to a job which has one main job and stop this run around!
Either im marketing or accounts, im not both!
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime
What changes would I have to make to my diet and lifestyle in order to be able to drink beer as though it were lemonade?
I've got blood on my neck from success
For planning on the part of scum
Wild as I can be
They put me to sleep
Or in other words, alcoholism?
I've got blood on my neck from success
For planning on the part of scum
Wild as I can be
They put me to sleep
I just had a choooooona sarnie and now fancy eating some more Haagen Das Pralines and Cream ice creamMight have a few mothfuls before nice Chineseseses meal tonight with mad nurses faw work. Might semi straighten me hair as well. OH the excitement
All that, AND a nap? Wooft.
I've got blood on my neck from success
For planning on the part of scum
Wild as I can be
They put me to sleep
I know, my life is riveting AND exciting dontcha know.
Wowsa
Today must be Injection Friday.
I don't feel so great.
I sincerely apologise for all the trouble I've caused.
I know I'm headed for the bottom, but I'm riding you all the way
Huzzah 2nd surprise curry dinner.
I am in flavour country, and its a big country.
"What passed for society was a loud giddy whirl of thieves and pretentious hustlers, a dull sideshow full of quacks and clowns and philistines with gimp personalitys."
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
I'm going down the pub... (Hurry up Kenny etc etc)
Shut up! Grammatic oil!
Just a sockpuppet for Freud.
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