Please call.......now!
This is effin hilarity. Tom's sitting on my bed singing Erasure - Respect. I had to drink most of the bottle of wine so am now drunk and it's only 5pmish. o.O
Still got an hour or so 'til we meet Layla too. Oofty. I'm away to unblock the sink. ^_^
Originally Posted by TehBunnys' sig
Please call.......now!
A million lies to sell yourself is all you ever had
baby food is actually pretty tasty
41 Down no more To Go!
While gutting my room i keep finding old vouchers from old girlfriends for...stuff. I wonder how they would react if i contacted them after years of anonymity/open hostility to claim them.
All i can be certain of is that it would be comical.
"What passed for society was a loud giddy whirl of thieves and pretentious hustlers, a dull sideshow full of quacks and clowns and philistines with gimp personalitys."
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
Just remembered it's tomorrow i have the hospital, not next week
Better get started on my passport form...
It's Been Swell But The Swelling's Gone Down
Lacuna Inc. - Bringing you the revolutionary painless non-surgical memory erasing process
Where the fuck is everyone?
A woman from the Scientology centre just called me, amazing stuff.
Saying The Words We Mean To No One
A Esperanca é quando a dor presente nós faz tentar outra vez.
I need to rinse out this bleach soon, I am actually in so much pain. 15 more minutes, you can do it!
Arghhhhh >:[
What did she say?
But tell me, do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
Do you feel sometimes like age is against you?
I, I can help - I can help you - I can help you help yourself!
HERES HOW TO ORDER.
"What passed for society was a loud giddy whirl of thieves and pretentious hustlers, a dull sideshow full of quacks and clowns and philistines with gimp personalitys."
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
Wondering I'll manage to retrieve my ID from INSIDE the nightclub tonight...I left it there a few weeks ago and they keep "looking" for it. It's a cunt because sometimes I still get ID'd on the door.
Hopelessly drifting, bathing in beautiful agony...
fucking dog just barked at a bit of fluff, almost cacked myself
also i can not believe i am going to do this :/
Homemade lasagne may cure this hangover. Here's hoping.
headache
It's Been Swell But The Swelling's Gone Down
Lacuna Inc. - Bringing you the revolutionary painless non-surgical memory erasing process
So hungry I might die.
Work is almost over at least.
Posting Permissions 
Bookmarks