Honesty Thread - 2008 stylee

[¡Punk!]

Right. I was waiting for one of these to kick off before I got to Jersey because I aint sure how often I'm gonna be online there. I want some pre-leaving fallout. On that note....

*blaine*
*the transfer
`Annihilator
[Insert Name]
¡Punk!
?Da®wiN?
~kirsten~
~LEE~
0x21
Addy
Adele
adrenalize
Ais
alice_in_a_maze
AMillionScreams
Andez
anglarna
ashbash
AWESOMEUS MAXIMUS
azriel
baz bowski
beshemoth
blondie
Blood Clot
Bobzilla
Brookie
Bunnylingus
caffeinebomb
Captain Cripplepants
Cat
catinacooker
Charlicat
Christie
cinamon*spider*
Comic Book Guru
Connor O'Bain
cookie
Crystal Mighty
cupotea
dalamarthedark
Dario
darth_haggis
Dash
Dave_CherryKick
Deadboy
Dec
Densu
Devastator
DiamondAFC
djbarry
djBilly
djtoast
Dr Strange
Dyno
Ellisande
Elmo
Elspeth
EMMA666
endless psych
erzulie
Esme
Eve Bulloch
evilglamcaitlin
eviltwinisdead
Exit_W0und
Fallenblackrose
fallen_nemesis
fastrez
Fenntastic
Flame
Foxglove
Frankie LiDeo
frostbitejunkie
G the Director
Gadafti Inc
Gaias Id
Ghostsuit
GoddamnElectric
GreatKingRat
Hammer
Hayabusa
HeartSick
Henry Chinaski
hotblonde
I'm Your God Now
i_am_blip
Jaemi
James
Jen-Y
JennyPiccolo
Jenpot
JINX
Joe Spinebuster
johnnie walker
Juggalo Stan
Jushin Liger
JZY
karbon14
Kath
Kenny
Kenny Macca Doo
L@ur@
Largest of Als
Largest of Gregs
LesMTS
lethalcyrus
lexus
lirazel
loser
Lowtone
LynDsey
madvoice
MarkMono
Mauler
McClernon
McLeary
metallideth
mischief
monkey star
Mos Def
mr_brownstone
Mrs.Evil of Hesselink
Mulac
mysterio
mysticbumcheeks
Neil.
Ness
nevali
Nieriel
Obsidian
Octavion
Old Man
Pantgirl
Peatbog
Pete!
PhantomMenace
Pier Angeli
Pink punk
Poison#X
poprock
Posh
Potatojunkie
punkin_drunk
purkle
Purplerose
PrincessGarnet
Quiz Bhoy
RCOSD
Rev Scapegoat
Rowsbette
Run_Lola_Run
russianfaerie
Rykard
sarabee
Sazzarella
Semprini
Seph
Sgt Craig
Shannow
Shawsy
shuriken
sinister
sjonit
slicer
softparody
SoYeahThisIsMe
Space Monkey
Stem
Strider C.R.U.X.
Stu
StuntGirl
Sublimation
sylvianorth
System_Star
Syxx
TehBunny
The Colossus
The Continental
the curiousity
The Frenetic
The Trooper
the.definitive
TheCastrator
TheEdgeCrusher
Thermo
Tigger
Timmy
Tomm
Tommy
Tool_ogt
triggerhappy
Trip
Tweez
unkle markus
UncleDave
Violet Grimm
Warped
Watty
Wee Dave
wee scary burd
Westy
Wicked
Will_Couper
wingwalker
Witch
Withnail
Woolies
Wreakin_Havok
XMachina
xph0ria
Yorgo
yummy mummy
Zenith
Zippy

[Zooropa]

Somone take me off this one this time.
I'm all out.

[JennyPiccolo]

you do one.

also, i guarantee you won't give a fuck about what's going on on the forum when you're away.

[I'm Your God Now]

Mick, you're a fanny

[Addy]

you do one.

also, i guarantee you won't give a fuck about what's going on on the forum when you're away.

Agreed.

Certainly if you have any sense you won't

[Tommy]

I'd bet they have internet in Jersey too mind.

[AWESOMEUS MAXIMUS]

[Dario]

I'd bet they have internet in Jersey too mind.

Just a network of cans linked up with string.

[¡Punk!]

I'd bet they have internet in Jersey too mind.

They do. I just don't know if I'll have it.

¡Punk! - Cunt
~kirsten~ - Lovely lass
~LEE~ - Nice big guy. Didn't mind me lamping someone in his flat
Addy - The ONLY reason for doing these still is to see Addy's responses. The walking drama bomb is a great laugh on here for that reason and is a throughoughly nice guy outwith the forum too. Got his hole as well if the rumours are to be believed. On yerself son.
alice_in_a_maze - Never met in the real world but seems a good sort
anglarna - One guy I REALLY don't see often enough. Guy's smart, funny and a great person to chat to on a night out
AWESOMEUS MAXIMUS - I seriously don't know who he supports. Generic Old Firm fan #1. Bit of a cunt but usually in an amusing manner.
baz bowski - Met once. Nice guy.
beshemoth - Met once. Seemed a decent sort.
Bobzilla - Done to much. Much to young. Now yer married with a kid making currant buns for TEA! Friendly fellow. Seems happy. I'm happy for him.
Brookie - Looks, banter, drinking ability. She has it all.
Bunnylingus - I never knew what to make of Rach 'til I met her. Now I know she's the dog's bollox.
caffeinebomb - Aint on much anymore. Shame. Pretty girl too.
Captain Cripplepants - Seriously? Is he dead? I fucking hope not.
catinacooker - What happened to crazy Pete? Stop behaving yourself.
Charlicat - Appears to be a cunt. But what a cunt!
cinamon*spider* - Pleasant enough girl. Pretty too.
Connor O'Bain - Don't think I've saw this fella in a long time. The few occasions we did meet he was a very admirable fellow.
cookie - Seems quiet. Pleasing on the eye.
Crystal Mighty - I think she dreams of me with bolts out my neck and her leading the pack with the pitchforks.
Dario - Amazingly Dario was a pal of a pal before AltNation. He was, even to me, the loud creepy, Italian guy in the corner. He joined up on here and it was kinda through the forum I got to know him better and after many train journeys to Weegieland together we became firm friends. He's still the loud, creepy, Italian guy in the corner tho'.
darth_haggis - There's this Greenockian kinship between us that goes deeper than love.
Dec - At some point in this honesty thread I will refer to someone as the balls. Imagine how cool that person is and multiply it with the amount of wanks you've had this year. That's how cool Dec is.
Devastator - Annoys me. Where's my fucking CD?
DiamondAFC - Is it possible to like Airdrie fans? I should hope not.
djbarry - Living legend. Also good for the advice and surprisingly deep and meaningfuls.
djBilly - For all the anti-Cathouse jingoism we get on here Billy has rose above it. He's still trying to make The Cathouse a better place and he cares what the punters think. Fair play to the big guy.
djtoast - I swear to fuck my first pay check is getting a wee bit taken out to send back up here. So sorry I wrecked yer car. Wouldn't feel bad if ye were a cunt but yer naw.
Dr Strange - Hello face of the earth. Meet Shug.
Dyno - Cunny funt.
endless psych - Up all hours like me. Done the vocals for the first song I made on FL. Smart guy, talks shite, but a smart guy and a decent sort.
Eve Bulloch - Of all the girls I've met with a truly timeless beauty Eve's the only one who doesn't have her head up her own arse. She's always smiling and it's infectious.
eviltwinisdead - The few times I've met this girl she's been an absolute gem.
Exit_W0unds - Freaky bitch. That's not an insult.
fallen_nemesis - I love this girl. One of the people I will really miss. However it's good to know she's in good hands in my absence.
Foxglove - So fucking glad she's gonna be doing the magazine now.
Frankie LiDeo - I thought Dario was fucking weird 'til I met Justine. She's a fucking nutter. First night I met her she smashed me upside the head twice with a bottle of vodka. Turned me right on.
Ghostsuit - Who? Oh that prick.
GoddamnElectric - Good sort. Cheers for the help with the case!
GreatKingRat - When I start thinking I'll enjoy Jersey I remember how much I miss this cunt and multiply it by about a dozen with all the fuckers I can throw on the pile of wankers I don't see enough.
Hammer - Needs to lighten up at times but he's a grand fellow // \\ \\ //
Henry Chinaski - Hank. Introduced me to Hank. Ayrshire's greatest son.
hotblonde - An absolute star. Colour me surprised when she wasn't a total cunt after her rants on here for a while.
I'm Your God Now - Kingpun
i_am_blip - I hope to fuck you guys win the league.
Jaemi - Alright guy.
Jen-Y - Sorta blends into the background
JennyPiccolo - Classy lady... well .. for AN standards
Jenpot - Good banter whenever I've met her
Joe Spinebuster - Can be a right royal cunt. Can be funny as fuck. You can't have one without the other tho'.
Jushin Liger - Good guy on the ol' footy chat. Good to have another non glory hunter kicking about
JZY - Bit of a prick really. Never had anything against of him then he just went on off on one toward me. Fancies Kirsten.
karbon14 - Some people hate this guy. No doubt for the same reasons some people hate me. I guess that's why I like him.
Kenny - Stop ONLY coming back on here when Scotland or Aberdeen have a big game.
Kenny Everett - Prominent forumer. Good fella. Looks like Kenny Everett.
Largest of Als - Seems to go out his way to be the token arsehole at times. Othertimes he talks sense and can chuck in a good joke.
LesMTS - A brilliant Pythonesque wit. Love his posts. Love seeing him out. Love his cordoroy jacket.
Lowtone - Never seems to make a bad post.
MarkMono - One of life's originals. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
McClernon - Has the banter.
McLeary - Doesn't
metallideth - Besides the whole McGeady stuff I can't think of a single post this guy's made without thinking "I agree with every part of that"
monkey star - Knows their stuff
Ness - Is a fucking great laugh.
Pantgirl - I hope I haven't fucked her up too badly. She's too good for that.
Peatbog - Sorta stuck in with Jen-Y and that lot. No real opinion.
PhantomLimb -


Pier Angeli - Pft. Ye aint getting Vazza's head fashionista crown
Poison#X - I like Lewis. Always have.
poprock - Good sort
Posh - Aint as gay as his voice would make you hope for.
Potatojunkie - Carlsberg don't make drinking partners....
Quiz Bhoy - Good craic
RCOSD - He loves the ZAGGAMUFFIN STYLE!
Rev Scapegoat - To rehash an old pun I made: The Daily Scapegoat. Sums it up to well.
Rowsbette - Get back on here and do more fiction
Semprini - Seriously, Semp, are there any sports you don't watch?
Sgt Craig - He used to be laugh out loud funny with every post. The ratio's went down but still fun
Shannow - Hope the knee gets better soon mate. Yer alright.
Shawsy - Not saw him since sevens.
sjonit - I like the bold sjonit. Always a good night out in his company.
slicer - Kinda weird int he?
SoYeahThisIsMe - Likes Glasvegas. Ergo can do no wrong. Even with radiators.
Stem - Crackin' fella.
Strider C.R.U.X. - Bit scary int he?
StuntGirl - I think the first time I met dawn my balls dropped all over again. Stunning looking lady.
Syxx - As above
The Continental - Likes a joke
Thermo - Aye he's a decent fella.
Timmy - Timmy's alright. And a RANGERS fan (see.. I remembered)
Tommy - Not saw this cunt in far too long. Where ye been hiding?
Tool_ogt - Met once. Enjoyed the company
triggerhappy - Seems to dislike me, and who can blame her, but I think she's charming
Warped - He's a crackin' laugh
Wee Dave - See Laura
wee scary burd - Aye it always improves the night when this one's out
Westy - I'm actually really gonna miss this cunt.
Will_Couper - Puts up with my stories on the train y'see it's his secret life that's mundane! it's ironic
Woolies - Get's on with things without much fuss or hoo-ha and doesn't expect anything in return
Zippy - It's impossible for anyone to think of a time they've hung out with Tam and not enjoyed it
Zooropa - Glad ye got the speakers.


it was either this or pack

[Kirsten]

I always get missed out of these, which I'll consider a good thing

[¡Punk!]

I always get missed out of these, which I'll consider a good thing

Ha! I just used the other Kirsten as you tho'

[Ness]

Cheers mick, love you too xxx

[Kirsten]

Ha! I just used the other Kirsten as you tho'

Sake, that's happened a few times actually - I'm the nae frills Kirsten, guys!
Honest to god, years I went without knowing/meeting any other Kirsten's, then all of a sudden there's about three hunner of us!

[Draven]

You away to Jersey permanently or something? Sorry for being slow on the uptake, but I tend to drift in and out of these forums sometimes. And haven't met anybody here either.

[caitlinjae]

Don't worry Mick, I understand you left me off the list because it's just too hard for you to put in to words how you feel about me.

Love ya too.