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11th June 2008, 2:26am
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#1 | | This Is My Clone
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Glasgow
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| Baby got (penis on) back
Yup, a baby was born in China with a penis on his back. The rare condition is called fetus in fetu (FIF), a condition where twins fail to develop normally in the womb and one becomes conjoined or reabsorbed. "The extra penis was attached to the spine and nervous system of the infant. The three hour long operation to remove the penis posed a high degree of difficulty, but was completed successfully, with the baby showing no signs of nerve damage." 
Takes the phrase 'ride me like a pony' to new heights.
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11th June 2008, 2:32am
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#2 | | Banned.
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| Re: Baby got (penis on) back
found this on your nightly "baby boys AND penis" search on Google? | |
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11th June 2008, 2:34am
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#3 | | This Is My Clone
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| Re: Baby got (penis on) back
Damn you Charlicat.
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11th June 2008, 11:04am
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#4 | | tear you apart
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| Re: Baby got (penis on) back
Obviously she found it on Perez Hilton, c'mon. | |
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11th June 2008, 11:08am
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#5 | | Kurwa
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| Re: Baby got (penis on) back
if I found out I had a penis on my back at birth and my maw got the doctor's to cut it off I'd be raging. I'd well want to have two cocks.
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11th June 2008, 11:09am
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#6 | | This Is My Clone
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| Re: Baby got (penis on) back
AS IF I find stuff from anywhere else.
Except it was in the Sun the other day but Y'KNOW. Quote:
Originally Posted by ˇPunk!  if I found out I had a penis on my back at birth and my maw got the doctor's to cut it off I'd be raging. I'd well want to have two cocks. | What about the one on your head? Boom-tsh.
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11th June 2008, 11:09am
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#7 | | tear you apart
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| Re: Baby got (penis on) back
Quote:
Originally Posted by evilglamcaitlin AS IF I find stuff from anywhere else.
Except it was in the Sun the other day but Y'KNOW.
What about the one on your head?
Boom-tsh. | The Sun would be extremely unlikely to have a witty headline to steal as well. | |
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11th June 2008, 11:09am
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#8 | | Kurwa
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| Re: Baby got (penis on) back
As I said. One's not enough.
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11th June 2008, 11:10am
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#9 | | tear you apart
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| Re: Baby got (penis on) back
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Originally Posted by ˇPunk! if I found out I had a penis on my back at birth and my maw got the doctor's to cut it off I'd be raging. I'd well want to have two cocks. | Maybe they could attach the one they just removed off that baby? Or is that too weird? | |
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11th June 2008, 11:28am
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#10 | | Kurwa
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| Re: Baby got (penis on) back
he'd probably want to keep that one as a "spare"
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11th June 2008, 11:33am
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#11 | | Experimental stooge
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| Re: Baby got (penis on) back
Nightcrawler FAIL.
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11th June 2008, 11:36am
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#12 | | 555-BALLING YO MOMA
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| Re: Baby got (penis on) back
Brings a new meaningto bareback. | 
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11th June 2008, 12:10pm
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#13 | | You look lovely today. SuperMod
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| Re: Baby got (penis on) back
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Originally Posted by Densu Brings a new meaningto bareback. | Until he hits 13, at least. | |
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11th June 2008, 1:27pm
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#14 | | Backwoods Motherfuckery
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| Re: Baby got (penis on) back
Alternative Nation > Lounge > Junk Talk > If you could have an extra cock/fud, where would you have it and why? | |
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