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29th July 2008, 2:40pm
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#46 | | is Elseworlds
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| Re: Russell Howard. Quote:
Originally Posted by Rio Ohki What, me or Howard?
Cause it well applies to me. | I can't really make a judgement having met you very briefly on one occasion but if I see you on Mock The Week I'll chuck a can of mac and cheese at the screen for sure. Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaemi Andy Parsons has a "funny" voice...So aye, he's just as bad. | I remember seeing him on the Comedy Store when it was still on Channel 5. He did this one skit about phoning random people in the phone book while drunk or something similar. I can't remember the entire content, just that it was one of the funniest things I had ever heard.
He is fairly gash now.
Who would people replace and who with? My eyes are cocked to read your opinions.
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29th July 2008, 3:48pm
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#47 | | Registered User
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| Re: Russell Howard. Bill Bailey, just because i think he should be in most programmes on TV. |
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29th July 2008, 3:58pm
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#48 | | Disgustingly Endearing
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| Re: Russell Howard. Sean MotherFUCKING Lock.
Jim Jefferies as well, but he doesn't live in the UK.
Russell Howard's joke, versus Frankie Boyle's.
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Originally Posted by addy Whatever happened to the idea of them integrating with our culture? You come here, you respect our customs. You dont like it, you fuck right off back where you came from |
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29th July 2008, 4:30pm
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#49 | | Sidney D'Rock
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| Re: Russell Howard. PERFECT example of Howard there, pure pish "banter".
It's not even a joke, it's not a punchline or a witty quip its just...Shite.
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29th July 2008, 4:40pm
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#50 | | Been runnin'
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| Re: Russell Howard. Get The Pub Landlord on it. That'd be braw.
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29th July 2008, 4:41pm
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#51 | | Sidney D'Rock
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| Re: Russell Howard. I've never really taken to him..
__________________ If you're looking for a cheap sort, Set in false anticipation.
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29th July 2008, 4:42pm
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#52 | | Disgustingly Endearing
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| Re: Russell Howard. Al Murray's really not that good without the crowd interaction.
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Originally Posted by addy Whatever happened to the idea of them integrating with our culture? You come here, you respect our customs. You dont like it, you fuck right off back where you came from | |
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29th July 2008, 4:42pm
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#53 | | Homeboy fucked a Martian.
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| Re: Russell Howard. Al Murray? Never been a fan.
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29th July 2008, 4:44pm
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#54 | | Been runnin'
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| Re: Russell Howard. Good point about the crowd interaction. Still would be not bad. He'd just slag ze Germans.
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30th July 2008, 7:24pm
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#55 | | Wench
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| Re: Russell Howard. Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaemi 
Honest to fuck...What is he?
How did he get a gig on Mock The Week?! | actually wid. plus he's funny too. 
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30th July 2008, 8:58pm
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#56 | | Sidney D'Rock
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| Re: Russell Howard. Who else in this thread said he was good looking?
Anyway, the pair of you are mental.
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1st August 2008, 4:52pm
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#57 | | moar reverb
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| Re: Russell Howard. Al Murray would just be like Frankie Boyle's Scotland is shite but for England instead. Plus most of his jokes are just based on racism. |
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1st August 2008, 4:58pm
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#58 | | Been runnin'
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| Re: Russell Howard. Quote:
Originally Posted by ezekahr Al Murray would just be like Frankie Boyle's Scotland is shite but for England instead. Plus most of his jokes are just based on racism. | Racist jokes are the best ones.
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1st August 2008, 5:49pm
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#59 | | Registered User
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| Re: Russell Howard. Quote:
Originally Posted by Syxx Al Murray's really not that good without the crowd interaction. | Plus his patter has been the exact same from 'Time Gentlemen Please' on Sky 1 a few years back, through his stand-up tours of the UK, to his TV show. |
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