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29th July 2008, 9:07pm
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#1 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ptolomea
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| hahahaha, WWOOOOOPPSSSS!
i just told of big group of policemen to "calm it down a bit please lads" cos they were wrestling and shoving each other and stuff right behind me at work.
didn't know they were policemen at the time obviously.
they were very understanding and we all had a group hug. thank fuck i don't live in zimbabwe.
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29th July 2008, 9:11pm
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#2 | | Changed Man V4
Join Date: May 2002 Location: Breaking into H
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| Re: hahahaha, WWOOOOOPPSSSS!
I'd double check the tread on your tyres for the way home!
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29th July 2008, 9:34pm
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#3 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ptolomea
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| Re: hahahaha, WWOOOOOPPSSSS!
ha, yup. although they're a bit scooped (the cops, not the tires) so i doubt they'll remember.
one of the keeps farting now and it's honking but don't really wanna tell them to fuck off down the other end of the pub 
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29th July 2008, 9:40pm
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#4 | | claire18
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Outside Glasgow
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| Re: hahahaha, WWOOOOOPPSSSS!
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Originally Posted by djtoast  ha, yup. although they're a bit scooped (the cops, not the tires) so i doubt they'll remember.
one of the keeps farting now and it's honking but don't really wanna tell them to fuck off down the other end of the pub | You sure your tires are ok, was on the phone to someone that was in town today and they walked passed a car with its tires slashed. 
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29th July 2008, 9:44pm
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#5 | | Made in the 80's.
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The best little Whorehouse near Tesco.
Posts: 10,583
| Re: hahahaha, WWOOOOOPPSSSS!
Pffft. Never mind the "whooooops". If they're acting like fanny's they should get TELT. | |
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30th July 2008, 7:35am
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#6 | | Larger Than Life
Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Mankyland
Posts: 17,527
| Re: hahahaha, WWOOOOOPPSSSS!
I'm guessing they dont give you any special treatment when they pull you over and you say you're an off duty DJ...
So fuck 'em!
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30th July 2008, 1:33pm
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#7 | | Skip To The End..?
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ibrox
Posts: 323
| Re: hahahaha, WWOOOOOPPSSSS!
Yeh, how did you know they were cops? I take it they were off-duty, and if they actually told you they were then they are utter fannies and you shoulda told them where to go!
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30th July 2008, 2:31pm
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#8 | | *growls*
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Kirkintilloch
Posts: 139
| Re: hahahaha, WWOOOOOPPSSSS!
Maybe it was the same off-duty coppers that started on Burrows and myself in the Garage on her birthday a couple of years ago, all because she was saving a seat for her sister...twats. | |
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30th July 2008, 2:32pm
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#9 | | Better not to err
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
Posts: 28,181
| Re: hahahaha, WWOOOOOPPSSSS!
It doesn't seem likely... | |
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30th July 2008, 2:44pm
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#10 | | Polydelusionist
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Behind my eyes.
Posts: 3,351
| Re: hahahaha, WWOOOOOPPSSSS!
As police tend to be bastards, in my humble criminal opinion.
I would be entirely unable to resist playing something strongly inappropriate, like "Cop Killa". Just to see what happened.
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