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30th July 2008, 9:04pm
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#31 | | Chew you up, spit you out
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Airstrip One
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| Re: Slippers are for woman only!
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Originally Posted by Westy  Seriously, I can't think of one reason why i'd want a pair of slippers. | Did you never read the Beano? If you ever have kids, you use slippers to leather the fuck out of your misbehaving offspring. | 
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30th July 2008, 9:09pm
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#32 | | On The Ascendent
Join Date: May 2003 Location: Hyndbland
Posts: 7,785
| Re: Slippers are for woman only!
I can't think of anything more depressing than going out and buying slippers for yourself. (Lets imagine it was out of Clarks, just to make it even worse)
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30th July 2008, 9:11pm
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#33 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Glasgow/Fife
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| Re: Slippers are for woman only!
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Originally Posted by Semprini Did you never read the Beano? If you ever have kids, you use slippers to leather the fuck out of your misbehaving offspring. |
Ahhh of course! that's where all of society's ills lie! Quick, someone chart the decline of slipper wearing in dads aged 18-40 and the rise of juvenile crime! | |
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30th July 2008, 9:12pm
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#34 | | Filth-kitten
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Under a rock
Posts: 3,141
| Re: Slippers are for woman only!
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Originally Posted by Westy Guys who own a pair of slippers are ponces. Seriously, I can't think of one reason why i'd want a pair of slippers. Comfort? My shoes are comfy. Warmth? Socks! |
The floors are horribly manky! Your shoes are too fiddly to put on whilst you are bleary eyed/hungover/frozen fingered! Your shoes are, in fact, soaked through from a recent downpour and are drying elsewhere, and in any case putting them on to protect your feet from a wet mucky floor defeats the point. What do you need? SLIPPERS.
Also, they're better to give to a teething puppy than your shoes because they're more dispensable but will still last long enough that it won't go off in search of new chewing-devices too quickly. No matter how many chew toys you give to a pet, they will always prefer your footwear.
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30th July 2008, 9:28pm
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#35 | | says Addy
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Glasgow.
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My floors are clean! I'd suggest you wash yours as the reasoning for slippers, "because the floors are manky" doesn't pass with me! 
Slippers are for woman only. They are only acceptable on males over the age of 60, maybe, at a push. Otherwise, yer a big nancy boy.
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31st July 2008, 12:35am
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#36 | | catpie
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: in bed
Posts: 10,251
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i hate slippers and even socks. I hate my feet being contained.
I accept though that socks are sometimes a necessary evil. Don't even start me on the evil's of tights  | |
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31st July 2008, 12:41am
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#37 | | Pariah
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Paisley
Posts: 8,413
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I caught Wee Dave wearing slippers the other day. I think they may be the first pair of slippers to ever touch the floors of this flat. I remember girls used to cut around the corridors of the halls of residence in their PJ's all the time, I never got it. | |
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31st July 2008, 12:43am
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#38 | | tequila mockingbird
Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Perdition City
Posts: 974
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I fuckin love my slippers!  | |
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31st July 2008, 9:33am
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#39 | | Suprise Cockfags!
Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Cybertron
Posts: 1,727
| Re: Slippers are for woman only!
Fuck Slippers. Bare feet for the win.
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31st July 2008, 4:12pm
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#40 | | Filth-kitten
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Under a rock
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| Re: Slippers are for woman only!
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Originally Posted by Westy My floors are clean! I'd suggest you wash yours as the reasoning for slippers, "because the floors are manky" doesn't pass with me! | Just wait 'til you live with an incontinent cat. That floor you washed 5 minutes ago? Don't leave it to chance.
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31st July 2008, 4:15pm
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#41 | | says Addy
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Glasgow.
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| Re: Slippers are for woman only!
I hate cats. I'll never ever own a cat. I'm more likely to get a pair of slippers than get a cat.
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