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Old 31st July 2008, 1:03am   #1
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What's your favourite word/phrase from the Profanisaurus

Currently working my way through this during my bathroom based leisure time.

http://www.viz.co.uk/?%2Fprofanisaur...x.php%3Ffb%3D1

Some absolute belters, but today I stumbled across:

CLIT AND RUN: A light-hearted indecent assault whereby one makes a playful grab for Captain Caveman's nose followed by a swift getaway into the crowd.

Purely for the light-hearted indecent assault bit.
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Old 31st July 2008, 1:34am   #2
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bishop rage n. To spank your monkey with such vigour as to appear to have flown into a rage.

sixty-eight n. Oral sex undertaken on the understanding that the favour will be returned. As in "'Ere, give us a sixty-eight and I'll owe you one."

love torpedo n. boastful Penis. As in: "I sank her bacon battleship with my love torpedo".

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Old 31st July 2008, 1:48am   #3
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68's a peach.

Bog Ostrich.

earthing cable n.

An elongated copper bolt that touches down safely in the chodbin water before it has fully exited the nipsy. A bridger or bottom log.
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