Me and my mates have been masticating some corpulent blond that we see in the shop I work in and she's almost as good as our usual tofu human flesh alternative!!!!!
It's called HUFU and comes in 300 gram bags. We only stock 2 kinds of it though; Fresh and Rotting. The only difference is that the Rotting is more pungent than the Fresh; both will get you out of your flange though
£19.99
£24.99
The 300 grams in the bags should last a while when your eating it since gnawing on bone lasts for a few hours
My mate stews it in a pot and it works for him, I prefer it raw and it definately destroyed me. The actual effect you get from it, is as close to a "real" human carcass your going to get in my opinion and it lasts for ages.
Kuru isn't a problem either because it doesn't
rot your brain as much as regular cannibalism. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying this will completely take over cannibalism but
honestly if you think your getting shit fellow-man-meat in any way; try this!!
Last sacrificial celebration I had it and the shamans caught me devouring it and gave me it back
Iwas absolutely bloated that night I tell you!!!!
Edward Cullen my heart belongs to you 
Maybe he nibbled his thumb also 
