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16th August 2008, 9:58am
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#196 | | Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2001
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
What to wear tonight. | 
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16th August 2008, 10:33am
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#197 | | Stagger like you mean it
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 16,182
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by alice_in_a_maze  Cheers for waking me up guys  | Same here - two fire trucks outside my building. As if the sirens ay 8.05am on a Saturday weren't bad enough, since the intercom is broken the fire chaps had to go door to door, to find out who called them out. So trying to ignore the noise wasn't an option, having to open the door and explain to them that no, I am not on fire. In my pants.
You'd probably have loved it mind.
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16th August 2008, 10:34am
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#198 | | LAST SONG KILL AUDIENCE
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
Posts: 33,172
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Recorded four songs in one day.
HOO HA | |
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16th August 2008, 10:38am
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#199 | | Arsenius Jigger
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Garelochhead
Posts: 2,839
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Why do I insist on going online when I'm drunk? Sometimes I can be such a munter. | |
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16th August 2008, 11:11am
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#200 | | Filth-kitten
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Under a rock
Posts: 7,325
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
My passport arrived! Still lookin' miserable, minus silly fringe. Yus.
Also,
You are 16 years old, teaching riding at stables and proud owner and main carer of a horse - neato, you're a grown-up! Your parents leave you, backed up by your 19-year-old sister for extra responsibility, to go away for the long weekend. They forget to mention to you (though not your sister) that they'll be back on the Monday as opposed to Sunday, and you find this out only when you call them up on Saturday morning. Do you:
a) get a bit of a surprise, but quickly recover and adjust plans slightly to accommodate for this minor change, or
b) WAKE YOUR FUCKING SISTER UP AS YOU YELL AT YOUR POOR MOTHER DOWN THE FUCKING PHONE ABOUT HOW TERRIBLY FUCKING UNFAIR IT IS AND HOW YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE YOUR OWN BLOODY LUNCH FOR SCHOOL AND SORT OUT YOUR OWN DAMNED TRANSPORT TO THE STABLES (WHICH YOUR PARENTS HAVE LEFT EXTRA MONEY FOR) AND WAA WAA WAA FUCKING WAA.
Ahem. | 
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16th August 2008, 11:14am
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#201 | | LAST SONG KILL AUDIENCE
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
Posts: 33,172
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
If you think of leaving, no-one will take your place. | |
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16th August 2008, 11:15am
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#202 | | Forum SuperMod SuperMod
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 25,037
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
I'd have a party , if it was me  | |
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16th August 2008, 11:33am
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#203 | | Ain't Your Fairytale
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Where i need to
Posts: 10,640
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Need to get my skates on...
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16th August 2008, 11:43am
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#204 | | Hammer Smashed Face
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Airstrip One
Posts: 29,026
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
FAO Pretentious cunts in bars:
By all means order cocktails, but gonna do it somewhere else? Admittedly, low staff levels is the bar's fault, but I'd rather not have my wait for a drink extended even further as they prepare all manner of elaborate drinks (twice, because the first one wasn't wanky enough for your standards) just so you can show off to the cellulite-ridden orange goblin you want to stick your cock in later.
Cheers. | |
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16th August 2008, 11:56am
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#205 | | Moderator Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Other Place
Posts: 17,045
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Mwezzi [/color]
b) WAKE YOUR FUCKING SISTER UP AS YOU YELL AT YOUR POOR MOTHER DOWN THE FUCKING PHONE ABOUT HOW TERRIBLY FUCKING UNFAIR IT IS AND HOW YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE YOUR OWN BLOODY LUNCH FOR SCHOOL AND SORT OUT YOUR OWN DAMNED TRANSPORT TO THE STABLES (WHICH YOUR PARENTS HAVE LEFT EXTRA MONEY FOR) AND WAA WAA WAA FUCKING WAA.
Ahem. | It could be worse.
My Mum told me yesterday that my 16 year old sister had wanted a bottle of booze when she went out with friends on her birthday. Except instead of doing the sensible thing and stealing a bottle of cheapo gin or bicardi out of the drinks cabinet she stole one of my dad's collector's malts (which were out of sight in a cupboard upstairs) worth £400 and shared it out between 4 of her friends.
I nearly had a fit when I heard that.  | |
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16th August 2008, 11:57am
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#206 | | Black Metal War
Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Southside
Posts: 10,288
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Div yer a fannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny 
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16th August 2008, 12:02pm
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#207 | | Semper Fi Mother Fucker
Join Date: May 2001 Location: In a house
Posts: 11,980
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Semprini FAO Pretentious cunts in bars:
By all means order cocktails, but gonna do it somewhere else? Admittedly, low staff levels is the bar's fault, but I'd rather not have my wait for a drink extended even further as they prepare all manner of elaborate drinks (twice, because the first one wasn't wanky enough for your standards) just so you can show off to the cellulite-ridden orange goblin you want to stick your cock in later.
Cheers. |
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16th August 2008, 12:03pm
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#208 | | Stagger like you mean it
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 16,182
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Semprini FAO Pretentious cunts in bars:
By all means order cocktails, but gonna do it somewhere else? Admittedly, low staff levels is the bar's fault, but I'd rather not have my wait for a drink extended even further as they prepare all manner of elaborate drinks (twice, because the first one wasn't wanky enough for your standards) just so you can show off to the cellulite-ridden orange goblin you want to stick your cock in later.
Cheers. | Agreed: http://moderndrunkardmagazine.com/is...ooze_rules.htm
See rule 8.
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16th August 2008, 12:06pm
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#209 | | Wide as the Clyde
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 8,534
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
billie jean IS NOT MY LOV-AH. | |
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16th August 2008, 12:07pm
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#210 | | The Omnipotent Jellyfish
Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Bridie Land
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by GoddamnElectric | That's a lot of rules. | |
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