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16th August 2008, 12:17pm
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#211 | | 50ft Queenie
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Fascination Street
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Semprini  FAO Pretentious cunts in bars:
By all means order cocktails, but gonna do it somewhere else? Admittedly, low staff levels is the bar's fault, but I'd rather not have my wait for a drink extended even further as they prepare all manner of elaborate drinks (twice, because the first one wasn't wanky enough for your standards) just so you can show off to the cellulite-ridden orange goblin you want to stick your cock in later.
Cheers. | I chuckled. Very glad I don't have to deal with cocktails (well, more cocktails-customers) anymore. | 
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16th August 2008, 12:17pm
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#212 | | Aurë enteluva Gallery SuperMod
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Join Date: May 2002 Location: same deep water
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Almost tesco o'clock. | |
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16th August 2008, 12:19pm
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#213 | | Experimental agent 1475
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Home From Home
Posts: 4,234
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Playing Keane's music is bad enough, but having to endure it while doing circut training is bang out of order.
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16th August 2008, 12:22pm
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#214 | | Stagger like you mean it
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Fremlin That's a lot of rules. | True, although almost all of them should be common sense. When I first read them I realised I did about three quarters just from habit and chatting to barmen about the shitty things some punters do.
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16th August 2008, 12:31pm
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#215 | | LAST SONG KILL AUDIENCE
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Obeying half those rules would get me battered for being a poof in my local. | |
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16th August 2008, 12:33pm
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#216 | | The Omnipotent Jellyfish
Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Bridie Land
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
I can totally identify with this one. Quote: |
55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.
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16th August 2008, 12:37pm
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#217 | | 33 Rounds Per Minute
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
Posts: 20,383
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
14 + 15. So true.
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Originally Posted by addy Whatever happened to the idea of them integrating with our culture? You come here, you respect our customs. You dont like it, you fuck right off back where you came from | | |
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16th August 2008, 12:44pm
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#218 | | Moderator Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Other Place
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
27 is a good tip as well. | |
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16th August 2008, 12:45pm
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#219 | | What a floozy.
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Tradeston.
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Take heed: Quote: |
7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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71. It's acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.
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16th August 2008, 12:46pm
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#220 | | Stagger like you mean it
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
MarkMono in not liking rules shocker.
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16th August 2008, 12:46pm
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#221 | | Filth-kitten
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Under a rock
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Hammer 27 is a good tip as well. | I was sitting next to a guy outside the Solid yesterday who spotted my flyer crane and made a wee box/water bomb in response. Had a good laugh. | |
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16th August 2008, 12:48pm
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#222 | | 33 Rounds Per Minute
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
71 is the fucking winner.
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Originally Posted by addy Whatever happened to the idea of them integrating with our culture? You come here, you respect our customs. You dont like it, you fuck right off back where you came from | | |
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16th August 2008, 1:20pm
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#223 | | Semper Fi Mother Fucker
Join Date: May 2001 Location: In a house
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
76. The greatest thing a drunkard can do is buy a round of drinks for a packed bar. | |
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16th August 2008, 1:23pm
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#224 | | Stagger like you mean it
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Excellent, I feel I've done my part to improve the lives of some 
Props to Tony Poprock btw who first got me on to ModernDrunkard.
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16th August 2008, 1:24pm
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#225 | | Al Queda Pish
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Muppet Lab
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Knives Out / You and Who's Army
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