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2nd September 2008, 2:08pm
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#2626 | | Black Lantern
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Burnley
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Bunnylingus  size 17 feet ladies. size SEVENTEEN. | Oh gimme a break, that's poppy-cock. That's like the big hands reference.
My department have been moved back to our original floor. Wish they'd make up their bloody minds 
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2nd September 2008, 2:09pm
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#2627 | | Better than good
Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Paisley
Posts: 115
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Fuck right off!!!
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2nd September 2008, 2:10pm
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#2628 | | such a waste to be wasted
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: avec moomaw
Posts: 36,153
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Here, I've got a sixth sense when it comes to these things.
Cockdar, Im gonna patent it and pass it on so hundreds more women can be satisfied in everyday life.
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2nd September 2008, 2:11pm
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#2629 | | turning water into funk
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 4,263
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Bunnylingus Here, I've got a sixth sense when it comes to these things.
Cockdar, Im gonna patent it and pass it on so hundreds more women can be satisfied in everyday life. | What as in "stay away from him, he's a total cock"? Thats the kind of cockdar that will make women truly happy, mein freund. | |
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2nd September 2008, 2:13pm
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#2630 | | Registered User Editor
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 9,137
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Bunnylingus Is when they call you 'babe'.
PLEUCH.
He 6 foot 9, he's ok  size 17 feet ladies. size SEVENTEEN. | Sorry to disappoint, Rachael | |
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2nd September 2008, 2:13pm
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#2631 | | Black Lantern
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Burnley
Posts: 8,805
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Bunnylingus Here, I've got a sixth sense when it comes to these things.
Cockdar, Im gonna patent it and pass it on so hundreds more women can be satisfied in everyday life. | I'm not implying that said 19 year old isn't massively well-emdowed, simply that just because he has big feet doesn't justify the assumption that he his. It's a bollocks system.
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2nd September 2008, 2:16pm
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#2632 | | such a waste to be wasted
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: avec moomaw
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by StuntGirl What as in "stay away from him, he's a total cock"? Thats the kind of cockdar that will make women truly happy, mein freund. | I never stay near them long enough, Im afraid. Quote:
Originally Posted by triggerhappy | I dont care, my inbuilt cockdar says 'get the vaseline oot'. Quote:
Originally Posted by Stem I'm not implying that said 19 year old isn't massively well-emdowed, simply that just because he has big feet doesn't justify the assumption that he his. It's a bollocks system. | Wee feet tom?
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2nd September 2008, 2:17pm
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#2633 | | Black Lantern
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Burnley
Posts: 8,805
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Size ten, and you hardly need to use my feet to judge
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2nd September 2008, 2:17pm
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#2634 | | Registered User Editor
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Bunnylingus I dont care, my inbuilt cockdar says 'get the vaseline oot'. | I wish I hadn't gotten involved  | |
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2nd September 2008, 2:18pm
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#2635 | | such a waste to be wasted
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: avec moomaw
Posts: 36,153
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Ahhh, I love affronting people.
Espescially english relatives, thats ALWAYS fun.
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2nd September 2008, 2:35pm
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#2636 | | Registered User Editor
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 9,137
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
I'm running out of smokes and I have nothing for lunch... Bloody delivery, come SOON! | |
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2nd September 2008, 2:43pm
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#2637 | | whispering eye Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Polmont
Posts: 19,107
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Bloody boss ruining my plans. GAH
I also love Eve 
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2nd September 2008, 2:45pm
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#2638 | | What a floozy.
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Tradeston.
Posts: 14,888
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by triggerhappy I wish I hadn't gotten involved | I'm on your side. Feet size means nothing.
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2nd September 2008, 2:46pm
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#2639 | | Lady Of War
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Hamelldaeme
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Jenpot I'm on your side. Feet size means nothing. | thirded.
Also my dog is clean but unhappy to be so
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Originally Posted by LadySavage dicks have a purpose in this world, this man is a soluble condom, totally useless and stupid | FUID! | |
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2nd September 2008, 2:46pm
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#2640 | | mR bRIGHTSIDE
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Glasgowish
Posts: 4,533
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
My feet are fucking Killing me
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