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2nd September 2008, 9:18pm
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#2701 | | Stagger like you mean it
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by mischief  'sup? | Someone filed something in the wrong place at work, and it was sent to archive months ago. In one of about 15 possible boxes stuffed full of almost identical looking documents. Now we need that one document back urgently, and of course it's somehow fallen to me to leaf through all those boxes to find it. Assuming it's even there, this all happened months before I even joined the office. Tomorrow is going to be a Fun Day 
Hell is other people's filing.
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2nd September 2008, 9:20pm
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#2702 | | Made in the 80's.
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The best little Whorehouse near Tesco.
Posts: 11,365
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by GoddamnElectric Someone filed something in the wrong place at work, and it was sent to archive months ago. In one of about 15 possible boxes stuffed full of almost identical looking documents. Now we need that one document back urgently, and of course it's somehow fallen to me to leaf through all those boxes to find it. Assuming it's even there, this all happened months before I even joined the office. Tomorrow is going to be a Fun Day
Hell is other people's filing. | Not good.
I say you bribe someone else to do it. | |
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2nd September 2008, 9:20pm
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#2703 | | Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: choochterville
Posts: 9,239
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
holidays soon  . Can't wait. Roll on trip to the safari park
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Originally Posted by Bunnylingus Ah lisa, such a classy bird  | Quote:
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if i was a transformer id be shagatron
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2nd September 2008, 9:22pm
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#2704 | | The Omnipotent Jellyfish
Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Bridie Land
Posts: 2,981
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
I'm choking to go to the zoo! | |
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2nd September 2008, 9:23pm
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#2705 | | whispering eye Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Polmont
Posts: 19,107
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Hmmm what to write about first. Splenic tumour? Tetanus? Acure Pancreatitis with associated Diabetes Mellitus and ketoacidosis? | |
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2nd September 2008, 9:24pm
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#2706 | | ...
Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Greenock
Posts: 5,792
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
Writing with my left hand is crappy, signing cheques does not work  .
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2nd September 2008, 9:24pm
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#2707 | | What a floozy.
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Tradeston.
Posts: 14,888
| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Fremlin I'm choking to go to the zoo! | Don't go to Edinburgh Zoo, the polar bear looks like it's about to kill itself. 
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2nd September 2008, 9:25pm
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#2708 | | The Omnipotent Jellyfish
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Pantgirl Hmmm what to write about first. Splenic tumour? Tetanus? Acure Pancreatitis with associated Diabetes Mellitus and ketoacidosis? | Let me get this straight, you are going to start a blog about killing peoples pets? | |
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2nd September 2008, 9:25pm
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#2709 | | Stagger like you mean it
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by mischief Not good.
I say you bribe someone else to do it. | I don't think that's an option - even the little trolley the mail room uses to move heavy boxes around outranks me, and knows better
I'm pinning all hope on the slim chance that what I'm looking for will be sitting there, in the very first box I look at. It's going to be there. First box. That's just the way it's going to happen...
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Drink up with me now and forget all about
The pressure of days, do what I say
And I'll make you okay and drive them away
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2nd September 2008, 9:27pm
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#2710 | | ...
Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Greenock
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Jenpot Don't go to Edinburgh Zoo, the polar bear looks like it's about to kill itself. | Poor mercedes .
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2nd September 2008, 9:28pm
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#2711 | | whispering eye Moderator
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Fremlin Let me get this straight, you are going to start a blog about killing peoples pets? | 2/3 of those pets are still alive! | |
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2nd September 2008, 9:28pm
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#2712 | | The Omnipotent Jellyfish
Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Bridie Land
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Jenpot Don't go to Edinburgh Zoo, the polar bear looks like it's about to kill itself. | Yeah it's not exactly the best enclosure
I am a member of the zoo though, so I get in for free! | |
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2nd September 2008, 9:28pm
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#2713 | | Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: choochterville
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Fremlin I'm choking to go to the zoo! | Went yesterday. Was great fun. Monkeys rawk.
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Originally Posted by Bunnylingus Ah lisa, such a classy bird | Quote:
Originally Posted by Westy on msn
if i was a transformer id be shagatron
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2nd September 2008, 9:29pm
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#2714 | | What a floozy.
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Tradeston.
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Fallenblackrose Poor mercedes . | There's not even any snow for it! We went on a really sunny day and it was hiding. Infact the only good part of Edinburgh Zoo was the penguins, I was so disappointed.
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2nd September 2008, 9:30pm
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#2715 | | The Omnipotent Jellyfish
Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Bridie Land
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| Re: What's On Your Mind the 18th
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Originally Posted by Brookie Went yesterday. Was great fun. Monkeys rawk. | Is the new chimp bit good? | |
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