i can go home soon![]()
Dammit. Could have sworn it was Thursday today.
I had everything planned for a night of male whisky induced debauchery![]()
i can go home soon![]()
Expect the unexpected
This job seriously sucks.
Munching my lunch the noo, going to zone out on the sofa watching shit tv, then get some motivation to gut most of my flat. Binbags a plenty!
Aren't mums great!
Are we, like, going out today or...not?
Why are my parents back in bed? I know it's their day off but still - things to do today!
Like maybe make me some lunch seeing as they never saved any for me?
So hungryyyy, no fooooood![]()
i think i need a bottle of wine for tonight since i'm not working til 1pm tomorrow. ja.
If it don't end in bloodshed dear, it's probably not love.
Looking forward to acting tonight again but could also do sitting in the house for a quiet night in but best not to!
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime
Chilli Heatwave Doritos. I would marry them if I could.
"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."
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