i have a bald leg.
drunk interweb is brilliant as is drunk texting
Originally Posted by LadySavage
i have a bald leg.
I need to find a new job.
I need to find a new job doing something i like/am actually interested in.
The search begins...
It's Been Swell But The Swelling's Gone Down
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I wish to get very drunk.
I need a shower after last night's spur-of-the-moment default. Sweaty McTiredMess, here. Also, I need to glue my shoe together again - only fixed it two days ago!
The wikipedia article about screwdrivers is surprisingly boring.
I'm not sure why I thought it was going be interesting in the first place though.
Where the hell have all my Phillips Head screwdrivers gone?
eating McDonalds in the house is weird
hahah yas the lies again
when will it end !
Holy shit, i think it actually worked.
Originally Posted by addy
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