Do you reckon your cat has the camera poised to do a lol cats
'i is READING UR DIARY'Z!!
...ok, why is there chickin in my lentil soup? Hmm - wonder if they tell people who ask if it's vegetarian that there's chicken in it....
heh - it won't make for a very interesting read...
2/9: hairdresser 10.45
3/9: spray tan 11am, wedding rehearsal 7pm
4/9: work 9-5, stay at bride's house
5/9: wedding day!
I've just been given extra shifts for work and i need to write them down before i forget!
I think the cat's snaffled it.
Do you reckon your cat has the camera poised to do a lol cats
'i is READING UR DIARY'Z!!
...ok, why is there chickin in my lentil soup? Hmm - wonder if they tell people who ask if it's vegetarian that there's chicken in it....
"She was a daaaaaaaay tripper!"
There's chicken in your soup because the Gods Of Spelling came down and smited you with it.
Suppose I should move my arse and go shopping.
Hate shopping.
Im typing quickly as my lunch is nearly over.
Damn you spelling gods!
*shakes fist*
This soup needs salt actually.
"She was a daaaaaaaay tripper!"
stop trying to sell me things over the phone, i will just cough so loud i perforate your eardrums
Again no sleep, my arm only seems to really hurt at night when im trying to sleep:s.
I will close my ears and my heart and I will be a stone.
woops midday naps are good but bad
Originally Posted by LadySavage
Num pizza. Going to have a wee nap soon whilst watching Jeremy Kyle. Still catching up from Sunday night!
Fuuuuccckkk. yooooouuuuuu.
I used to be an animal, but these days I'm retired.
Hotpants on someone over a certain age who is WAAAAY over a size 12 is just WRONG!!!! Ugh my eyes
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
i'm hungry.
and skint.
and my swtich card is in a field in inverary.
Do you wanna funk with me?
Stop...flirting...he's only 19.
19 Rachael, 19.
I used to be an animal, but these days I'm retired.
what?!
that's reason for more flirting.
dae it dae it dae it
Do you wanna funk with me?
Sleep 5:30 am - 8:30 am, piano delivery and then nap 11:30 am - 1:30pm does not a happy Laura make.
Heid like cotton wool!
Posting Permissions 
Bookmarks