Too warm in here, opening window means letting in the irritating voices of the moronic kids playing (arseing about) outside. Fuckers. Shut up.
I will close my ears and my heart and I will be a stone.
smith and wesson revolver do??IM JOKING By the way!
Originally Posted by LadySavage
Hah, the cat just locked himself in the kitchen. I can see him through the glass door looking mighty confused.
Birthday pitchers = BAD.
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
Mmmm foood.
And yet again I'm on my tod. Why do I always want things that are bad for me?
iJohnathan Creek!
Snigger.
For a G1 pub, that was a bloody good White Russian.
It did need more booze in it though. If I can't taste the alcohol, it's not a real cocktail.
'sake, will this niggling tummy pain never budge? i can't take any more painkillers, they're starting to do funny things to me.
If it don't end in bloodshed dear, it's probably not love.
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