Likewise LOL!Originally Posted by Fremlin
See now there's where the problem is, I have no money.
I'm going to exercise for the firs time in ages tonight. Mr Tae-Bo and me in my sweaty living room. Hope the neighbours dont mind
Hoora, I am childless
Who has short shorts? I have short shorts.
What? Didn't think I'd wear nothing under my outfit at Hallowe'en, did you? I need to go up stairs too, y'know.
Wah about to inject a snake for the first time! EEEEP
I cant stop yawning but i really must start looking for pieces!
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime
Dinner should be here by 8. Hurrah.
You know, no-one would really have noticed if I'd stayed in the Solid for a while after I'd finished lunch. Not like I have to change codes or nothing.
Take four red capsules. In ten minutes, take two more! Help is on the way.
The part of my brain that controls smut is twitching.
Drink up with me now and forget all about
The pressure of days, do what I say
And I'll make you okay and drive them away
The images stuck in your head
- Elliott Smith, Between The Bars
Why do I always get sneezing fits after eating?
I sometimes sneeze if I think about something dirty. It's really weird
Drink up with me now and forget all about
The pressure of days, do what I say
And I'll make you okay and drive them away
The images stuck in your head
- Elliott Smith, Between The Bars
isn't there erectile tissue inside your nose?I sometimes sneeze if I think about something dirty. It's really weird
HOLY FUCK!!! How ugly are those tits? Not to mention the rest of her!
Last edited by ladysavage; 28th October 2008 at 8:24pm. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
when i am in charge everyone who is LOVELY will get a BIG HAT, that will be THE LAW.
Stalk me Follow my waffle
my room is finally finished. although i think the tv has to be moved to the left side of the room. walls still to be painted and shelves to be put up but everything else is in place. itching like fuck now though.
If it don't end in bloodshed dear, it's probably not love.
Where the fuck is that construction work taking place and why is it happening at 9PM?
Also, I fancy going out. Should have done this an hour and half ago when I actually had somewhere to go. Hindsight is a bitch.
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