I fucking love in Rainbows.
I fucking love in Rainbows.
I used to be an animal, but these days I'm retired.Originally Posted by Mwezzi
I just can't be arsed working anymore
Wheres my book?
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime
My Aunt and my nephew will be here in TWO HOURS!
I'm going to go to Tam Shepherds and buy some treats for Jordy.
Queen of the scene.
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Is that that green stuff? Dangerous.i don't actually remember... my friend was giving me pints of "magic" horrible stuff and when we left after six hours of drinking i apparantly tried to sneak mine out. alas the security guard knew what i was up to (gee wonder how, i am miss inconspicuous) and took it off me. i then promtly started shouting at him and he told me i was barred, i replied that i didn't want to come back to this shithole etcetc. i'm not normally abusive when i'm drunk! i blame "magic"
Which union is it and are you a member? You should be able to get the bar lifted if you are a member, but you may have to sit through a ban. Depends which union though: with most of them getting barred is a blessing in disguise.
Wish I could cheer my mate up
Im never scared of flying, so why now? Hmm. Beer.
I used to be an animal, but these days I'm retired.
Get jumping beans!
yeah the green stuff!
it was the QM and no not a member. I wasn't signed in or anything cause we went in at like 5 so didn't need to. My mate was saying she didn't think anything would come of it unless the one specific guy who I was involved in the 'altercation' with sees me again but she thought that was unlikely. It's not like I go there on nights out or anything anyway though but sometimes go in during the daykinda annoyed about it cause I never behave like that
Just blame the booze and never drink magic again. Unless it's actual magic you're drinking which would be allright cos then you could do crazy stuff.yeah the green stuff!
it was the QM and no not a member. I wasn't signed in or anything cause we went in at like 5 so didn't need to. My mate was saying she didn't think anything would come of it unless the one specific guy who I was involved in the 'altercation' with sees me again but she thought that was unlikely. It's not like I go there on nights out or anything anyway though but sometimes go in during the day
Unless you're on fire FUCK OFF (if you are on fire fuck off and do it somewhere else!)
get dressed - fix hair and makeup - nails sorted - leave.
Don't worry, you got away with it.
Why not just go in and explain what happened and see if you can apologise?yeah the green stuff!
it was the QM and no not a member. I wasn't signed in or anything cause we went in at like 5 so didn't need to. My mate was saying she didn't think anything would come of it unless the one specific guy who I was involved in the 'altercation' with sees me again but she thought that was unlikely. It's not like I go there on nights out or anything anyway though but sometimes go in during the day
Im sure they'll be alright about it, QM bouncers are pretty nice in general.
I used to be an animal, but these days I'm retired.
yeah okay i'll maybe try that. wouldn't've thought that'd help but maybe it will
*BOAK* I can hear my neighbour having sex
Don't worry, you got away with it.
Im STARVING. Duno what to have for lunch hmmmm
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