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Originally Posted by djtoast
Not any more, but I was the president many moons agothanks very much! do you work for the union? just cause you seem to know a lot about it. As I said I don't remember the actual event itself and my friend seemed to think I was kinda shouting stuff as I walked away as opposed to standing having a big confrontation with him. Thanks for your help though
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I swear to god, if that guy doesn't stop shouting "Listen!" over and over and over again, I will break something.
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