What made you smile today? v3.0

[Headwork]

He was gone by 5am.....disappointed. I'd have been highly amused if he'd still been lying there by then.

You're not alone. At least we'd recognise him if we saw him again. He looks something like this:

[Mwezzi]

Hah! The pigeons came to my windowsill for lunch and sat there, staring in at me expectantly. I left the room and returned to find one of them perched on my desk (having somehow wriggled through a small gap under my window without disturbing anything sitting there), head tilted to one side in a 'Right, come on, where's the grub?' fashion. Went to get the little scoop of breadcrumbs and cereals and the bird fluttered back out, knocking over my radio in the process, and sat to one side as they always do while tipped the food out for them.

Bolshy wee things. I do love my pigeon army.

[Kath]

Having a highly inappropriate crush on someone just cos hes uber tall. Love it.

[Adora]

Got paid today for teaching someone how to play Lego Batman - actually.

[Lynnie]

boy

[Posh]

Bob Quine: Sylvia took Lou Reed to CBGB's to see us [Richard Hell & the Voidoids]. When I came offstage, he grabbed me and said 'You're a fucking great guitar player.' He didn't remember me from previously when I had hung around with him when he was in the Velvets.

I said 'Well, I really appreciate you saying these nice things about my guitar playing because you were a big influence on me.'

He said 'I don't give a shit about that, you're fucking great, you're blah blah blah', but he was downright nasty.

He said 'I hope you know that this is by no means a band you're playing with. Music is about power and domination and you should just go over there and take the whole band over. You should go over to the other side of the stage and put the guitar player out of his misery.'

I'm sitting at the table with him, and for a second somebody passed and I looked away and he said 'God damn it, you look me in the eye when I'm talking to you or so help me god I'll smash you in the face.'

I started laughing.

'Don't laugh for a second. I'm deadly serious. You look away from me again, I'll smash you in the face.'

This is while he's telling me how great I am. I did keep my eyes on him from then on.

[Pretty Kitty]

In bed with the flatmate for most of the day, watching Wall.e and eating muffins and cream.
(pause for Brian's head exploding)
Then we may have got a wee bit silly and made bright green macaroni and cheese for dinner.

[Pantgirl]

Being given a lovely rose this morning from my boyfriend

[Fallenblackrose]

Jeff forwarding on a parcel for me, perfect birthday present on etsy cept the cunt doesnt ship to the uk, but now i'll get it .

[fairydustwoman]

The fact that I have had no sleep but will soon be full of steak and then beer. I reckon 2 pints and I should be in some state.Amen.

[caitlinjae]

Won £20 on a scratchcard. It's my lucky week

[Eulonima]

Won £20 on a scratchcard. It's my lucky week

MOAR? fuck sake.

[caitlinjae]

MOAR? fuck sake.

Heh, me and Mick just won about £80 as well. I've easily won over £150 in the past few days

[Pantgirl]

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word



Plus having my tea made for me

[Eve Bulloch]

Plus having my tea made for me

You are SO lucky, I never get my tea made for me.