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24th April 2009, 7:01am
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#61 | | Registered User
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Originally Posted by Mwezzi  I'm so tired. Fighting was fun today. I don't really have any techniques for (and thus completely failed at) throwing people who are far heavier, bigger and/or stronger than me (having a word with Keith tomorrow, see if he has anything to teach) but I can hold on for dear life and confuse the hell out of someone who is far heavier, bigger and/or stronger when they're throwing me. Then, after they've spun me around fifteen times and awkwardly dropped me, I kick them in the back of the knees.
Improvisation. |
This made me actually laugh out loud! Well done! | 
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24th April 2009, 7:51am
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#62 | | Nufftastic
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The scratch on my face hasn't went away over night 
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24th April 2009, 8:01am
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#63 | | Registered User
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| Re: What's on your mind the 21st. Fuck me, it's legal in the US.
 didn't get my junkie money. which means I've dealt with "here...uhr yoo a goff?!" for 2 weeks...for nothing. how am I supposed to buy my smack now?!
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24th April 2009, 8:21am
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#64 | | Hammer Smashed Face
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It's Friday, at last.
I think beer would be a good idea this weekend. | |
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24th April 2009, 8:33am
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#65 | | Registered User Editor
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Originally Posted by Semprini It's Friday, at last.
I think beer would be a good idea this weekend. | 
Here's hoping for some nice weather too. | |
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24th April 2009, 8:41am
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#66 | | Registered User
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Here's hoping for some nice weather too. | Seconded. We have our first game of the season on Sunday, so it would be nice if its nice outside.
My weekend (before sunday) will therefore consist of making tablet. | |
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24th April 2009, 8:45am
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#67 | | such a waste to be wasted
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Squeak.
Happy bunny.
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24th April 2009, 9:31am
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#68 | | bassaholic
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Originally Posted by beshemoth In the beginning was the word, and the word was Aardvark. | No no no, In the beginning there was the words..."bloody hell its dark", then god said let there be light. | |
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24th April 2009, 10:09am
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#69 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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Originally Posted by Mwezzi I don't really have any techniques for throwing people who are far heavier, bigger and/or stronger than me | there's a couple of very very easy ones! (well, that make size/weight/strength pretty much immaterial; people who themselves do have techniques are another matter!)
when you're next at cheesy pop i'll show you how to send laura sprawling 
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24th April 2009, 10:20am
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#70 | | Aurë enteluva Gallery SuperMod
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Arg | |
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24th April 2009, 10:24am
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#71 | | terrifying snail of metal
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i should probably do something more productive than reading shitty blogs and staring dead-eyed at the answers to this past paper. Still, finding out i get study leave is pretty awesome!
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24th April 2009, 10:41am
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#72 | | He's awright.
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White chocolate Magnum ice lolly's are amazing.
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24th April 2009, 10:50am
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#73 | | Scribble Tits
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think im getting a throat infection
ick
someone tell lynn to wake her ass up and text me back.
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24th April 2009, 10:55am
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#74 | | 555-BALLING YO MOMA
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24th April 2009, 11:00am
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#75 | | Registered User Editor
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Originally Posted by djtoast when you're next at cheesy pop i'll show you how to send laura sprawling |  | |
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