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jenandherlaptop · 3rd July 2009, 7:01pm

I dont like whats going on my my throat right now
Tingling, and feels like its getting tighter.
I do NOT like this, doesn't help lately i've had a wheeze too

Posh · 3rd July 2009, 7:06pm

This pasta bake I made for myself last night is the gift that keeps on giving.

Runt · 3rd July 2009, 7:19pm

To quit and avoid the humiliation or be fired and possibly less poor for the next wee while?

Also, the bit in New Moon about her being a meteor across his moonless sky - TOO FAR but I finished it and don't have the third book and might possibly cry because I miss Edward so much

Ms Grace · 3rd July 2009, 7:44pm

Aw fucksticks. How do you work fake tan? Do you put it on your face too?

Mwezzi · 3rd July 2009, 7:47pm

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Originally Posted by Ms Grace

Aw fucksticks. How do you work fake tan? Do you put it on your face too?

You throw it in the bin and go out without looking like a numpty.

Ms Grace · 3rd July 2009, 7:52pm

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Originally Posted by Mwezzi

You throw it in the bin and go out without looking like a numpty.

Well I was hoping to go out looking tanned.

**Shannow** · 3rd July 2009, 7:55pm

Fake tan is amazing. Get even slightly near a uv light and you look like Captain Barbossa under the full moon.

Back out in to normal light and you look like a sandpapered orange.

jenandherlaptop · 3rd July 2009, 8:06pm

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Originally Posted by Ms Grace

Aw fucksticks. How do you work fake tan? Do you put it on your face too?

You don't put it anywhere near your face, unless its the special fake tan for faces and necks.

Mwezzi · 3rd July 2009, 8:09pm

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Originally Posted by Ms Grace

Well I was hoping to go out looking tanned.

This recommends diluting fake tan with a little moisturiser if you're using a body product on your face. Check the instructions though, usually it'll say if you should avoid applying it above the neck. Otherwise, go ahead and pray.

How long have you got? If you're wanting to look tanned for something which is a while away, I'd recommend gradual tan things. They tend to look a lot more natural whilst still removing the pale and pasty look. They almost always have two separate products for body and face.

Ms Grace · 3rd July 2009, 8:10pm

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Originally Posted by jenandherlaptop

You don't put it anywhere near your face, unless its the special fake tan for faces and necks.

Thank you. I just want to look a bit healthy for my trip to Bruges.

Flump · 3rd July 2009, 8:29pm

4 weeks til baby due. Wife very pissed off with the weather and not sleeping well. 3 year old waking us often during the night too. Very tired. Also no beer til baby in case of midnight hospital drive.
Can't wait!

I'm Your God Now · 3rd July 2009, 8:52pm

Hurrah for cheap cider.

**Shannow** · 3rd July 2009, 9:41pm

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Originally Posted by Ms Grace

Thank you. I just want to look a bit healthy for my trip to Bruges.

See, this confuses me, what on earth is 'healthy' about having a tan?

Girshkin · 3rd July 2009, 9:43pm

Fucking shattered. There's only so much caffeine can do.

Exit_W0unds · 3rd July 2009, 9:56pm

Rock hard tits are getting on my nerves. I want to go bra shopping right now, I've ran out of slimfast and there for rather pissed off.

Grrr.

But I have a goldfish (which doesn't help anything).