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2nd July 2009, 12:37am
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#16 | | Registered User
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
i'm in talks with dario argento, how to make your death look made up
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2nd July 2009, 3:16am
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#17 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
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seriously, ignore function or just don't click the thread, eh guys?
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2nd July 2009, 4:15am
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#18 | | Punisher Moderator
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
Seriously, can I just mash the keypad and start threads and it's cool?
Is there a random word generator I can use to make it more aurhentic?
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2nd July 2009, 8:14am
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#19 | | Registered User
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
to be fair his threads probably boost the hit count on the forum. i reckon its a mod with an interest in the hit count going up £££ | |
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3rd July 2009, 10:17pm
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#20 | | On The Ascendent
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
Just like Jesus, CAMPESTRAL had his detractors at first.
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3rd July 2009, 10:54pm
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#21 | | tear you apart
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
God is a man, for sure, because everyone knows God has an epic beard. Granted women sometimes have beards, but only wee ones, not godly ones. Amen.
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3rd July 2009, 11:00pm
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#22 | | On The Ascendent
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
There was a woman round the corner from me when I was growing up that had a godly beard. She wasnae right in the head though.
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4th July 2009, 6:19pm
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#23 | | Harvey Kartel
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
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4th July 2009, 11:46pm
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#24 | | [Patter Master]
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
Well done wee man, you can copy and paste.
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5th July 2009, 3:29am
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#25 | | Harvey Kartel
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
Where's chan4 though? Sounds amazing, is all the patter on there as good as yours?
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5th July 2009, 11:26am
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#26 | | tired and emotional Editor
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Originally Posted by Dec Where's chan4 though? Sounds amazing, is all the patter on there as good as yours? | Horseferry road, apparently.
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5th July 2009, 12:21pm
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#27 | | ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP!
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16th July 2009, 12:18am
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#28 | | Registered User
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cool tune but seriously, why is god a guy? is it really just the basic cliche guys made up god in their own image? are lassies too image concious to make up a female god?
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16th July 2009, 11:40am
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#29 | | Tannhauser Gate Veteran
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
hay gais thheirs an amazing cover of that song called WHAT IF GOD SMOKED CANNIBUS by Wierd Al Yankovitch and it is him singing even tho its a gurl | |
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31st July 2009, 12:55am
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#30 | | Registered User
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
i don't mean to patronise cause i seen him live but it's true, if you love music then you are going to a place in your head that is part of the world that says this is amazing i can't stop feeling right  the album purple rain track 9, it's a masterclass of art and spiritualism, this is why god is a guy, because god is one of us, he's a lassie when lassies do it, who is the best woman when it comes to spiritual music? nina simone? when she sings lilac wine all control is lost and we go there sober and leave desireable 
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