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1st July 2009, 8:56pm
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| how to break down religion lesson one
how is god a guy?
you can't answer that without lossing faith, you'll at least lose face
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1st July 2009, 9:09pm
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
flee
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1st July 2009, 9:14pm
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#3 | | 啼米
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
Do you just close your eyes, type and then click new thread ya trollop?
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1st July 2009, 9:15pm
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
you are losing face
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1st July 2009, 9:17pm
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#5 | | 啼米
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
I can't neg you for another 9 times. Ragin'.
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
If God had a name, what would it be?
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1st July 2009, 9:20pm
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
numpty
what do you call him?
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1st July 2009, 9:51pm
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#8 | | Go Away!
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
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Originally Posted by ~LEE~  Kill yourself! | How come you're allowed to do that, and every time I do it that 'Flame' thing shouts at me? 
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1st July 2009, 9:57pm
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
grass 
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
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1st July 2009, 10:20pm
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
no he was the first disciple
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1st July 2009, 10:50pm
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#12 | | Experimental stooge
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
God Is Nameless, Endless
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1st July 2009, 11:01pm
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
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Originally Posted by Rio Ohki How come you're allowed to do that, and every time I do it that 'Flame' thing shouts at me? | 
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1st July 2009, 11:27pm
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
oh man we are such saps, i guess it's inherent in our nature to be so gullible. the reason folk believe in religion isn't because there is a god it's because we don't trust each other. all the prophets have been intelligent guys no denying that but if they just said listen to me i know what i'm talking about everyone would've just been like jesus you sound drunk so to make it plausible and everyone loves the deferential they all said it was someone else saying it, god being the main man lol. i've done it before with the guitar, made up a tune and said it was a dylan cover and everyone was like aye that's brilliant  but when i say it's me they say it's shite  dunno why we keep falling for it, that's three times now
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| Re: how to break down religion lesson one
Please die, or go fuck off to chan4 with that dario cunt
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