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27th July 2009, 11:42am
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#16 | | El Chupa Libre
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
There's always one..
Stephen Hawking has written a new book.
It's about time.
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27th July 2009, 11:57am
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#17 | | HENRY ROLLINSAUSAGE
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
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Originally Posted by Jaemi  Hear about the lonely prisoner?
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27th July 2009, 11:58am
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#18 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Why do seals live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
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27th July 2009, 11:59am
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#19 | | El Chupa Libre
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
My pal patched his crosseyed burd.
She was seeing someone else.
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27th July 2009, 12:00pm
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#20 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Did you hear about the crying brick?
His mum was awa'.
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27th July 2009, 12:00pm
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#21 | | Scribble Tits
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field.
one says "man, it's mighty cold out here!"
the other says "yes, I think I might slip into a nice jersey".
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27th July 2009, 12:03pm
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#22 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Simon Weston won the pools.
Couldn't collect, though. He burnt his coupon.
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27th July 2009, 12:03pm
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#23 | | El Chupa Libre
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
German cowboy walks into a car showroom.
Audi.
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27th July 2009, 12:17pm
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#24 | | Registered Loser
Join Date: May 2004 Location: The 4th Wall
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
i tried to phone the spiritual leader of tibet, but i ended up with a large goat with a long neck
turns out i had phoned dial-a-llama
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27th July 2009, 12:19pm
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#25 | | Auch emo für Sie!
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
why did one identical twin not look like the other??
beacuse the other had down syndrome and was shot 15 times in the face.
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27th July 2009, 12:19pm
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#26 | | El Chupa Libre
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
What do you call a shit in a wheelchair?
Handicrap.
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27th July 2009, 12:20pm
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#27 | | Registered Loser
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
i just thought i uncovered a snowman mass grave 
turned out to be a field of carrots
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27th July 2009, 12:21pm
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#28 | | Auch emo für Sie!
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Why did the boy leave the party and go home?
Because he was tired.
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27th July 2009, 12:23pm
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#29 | | El Chupa Libre
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Man walks into the Doctors with a mystery illness.
After some tests the doctor says, "I'm sorry, you've only got 3 minutes to live".
The man says, "is there anything you can do for me Doctor?"
"I could boil you an egg?"
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27th July 2009, 12:23pm
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#30 | | Registered Loser
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Every scotsman started as a scotch egg.
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