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27th July 2009, 12:24pm
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#31 | | El Chupa Libre
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
You're about as funny as an erection problem.
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27th July 2009, 12:26pm
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#32 | | Registered Loser
Join Date: May 2004 Location: The 4th Wall
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
consider me scathed.
shite thread btw.
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27th July 2009, 12:27pm
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#33 | | Stagger like you mean it
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Two snowmen standing in a field. One turns to the other and says "Can you smell carrots?"
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27th July 2009, 12:27pm
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#34 | | El Chupa Libre
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
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Originally Posted by Eulonima  consider me scathed.
shite thread btw. | So shite you felt the need to join in?
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27th July 2009, 12:28pm
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#35 | | tired and emotional Editor
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Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Dundee
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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27th July 2009, 12:36pm
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#36 | | Registered Loser
Join Date: May 2004 Location: The 4th Wall
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
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Originally Posted by Jaemi So shite you felt the need to join in? | facepalm jaemi....facepalm, gies more "lol the punchline is a disibility" pish that weve heard a miyyun times.
bad jokes are kinda my thing
my aunty jean, got a sister called jean, her daughter...jean, just had a baby called jean they all went to a nightclub to celebrate, they got to the door and the bouncer said "sorry, no trainers"
My grandfather is always complaining about how much things cost, "one pound fifty for a cup of tea, ONE POUND FIFTY FOR A CUP OF TEA!!" and i was like "Well you just popped round i didnt invite you?"
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27th July 2009, 12:36pm
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#37 | | Decaying Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: SPARTA!
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
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Originally Posted by LesMTS What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot. | this was my little cousins favourite joke for years when he was wee.
along with
What's green and goes through walls?
Casper the friendly cooking apple. | |
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27th July 2009, 12:39pm
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#38 | | El Chupa Libre
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
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Originally Posted by Eulonima facepalm jaemi....facepalm, gies more "lol the punchline is a disibility" pish that weve heard a miyyun times.
bad jokes are kinda my thing | 
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27th July 2009, 12:45pm
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#39 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ptolomea
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
yo mama so ugly dogs close their eyes when they hump her leg
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27th July 2009, 12:52pm
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#40 | | Lady Of War
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
he ran out of juice
dr dr, i feel like a pair of curtains
pull yourself together man
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27th July 2009, 12:56pm
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#41 | | is Elseworlds
Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cambuslang
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
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Originally Posted by karbon14 What's green and goes through walls?
Casper the friendly cooking apple. | We had that one at school except 'green' and 'cooking apple' was replaced by 'brown' and 'pound of mince'. I've found this to be the marmite of the joke world. Anway, here's one my girlfriend made up ALL BY HERSELF;
A moose walks into a bar and the barman says 'I'm sorry, we don't serve desserts in here.' and the moose goes 'That's cool, I'm no a camel!'.
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27th July 2009, 1:01pm
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#42 | | ♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
2 fish in a tank...one says to the other...."how the fuck do drive this then?" 
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27th July 2009, 1:05pm
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#43 | | Implied Idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Paisley
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
What do you call a woman who shows you around the rivers of Norway before putting out?
A Fjord Escort. | |
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27th July 2009, 3:28pm
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#44 | | 33 Rounds Per Minute
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Johnny's comebacks =/= Charlie Adam's sister's pants. Some peaches in here btw.
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27th July 2009, 3:34pm
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#45 | | Registered Loser
Join Date: May 2004 Location: The 4th Wall
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Bretts comebacks are the same as his employment/weightloss/girlfriend, non existant.
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