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shite thread btw.
You're about as funny as an erection problem.
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
Two snowmen standing in a field. One turns to the other and says "Can you smell carrots?"
Drink up with me now and forget all about
The pressure of days, do what I say
And I'll make you okay and drive them away
The images stuck in your head
- Elliott Smith, Between The Bars
So shite you felt the need to join in?Originally Posted by Eulonima
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Willies.
facepalm jaemi....facepalm, gies more "lol the punchline is a disibility" pish that weve heard a miyyun times.
bad jokes are kinda my thing
my aunty jean, got a sister called jean, her daughter...jean, just had a baby called jean they all went to a nightclub to celebrate, they got to the door and the bouncer said "sorry, no trainers"
My grandfather is always complaining about how much things cost, "one pound fifty for a cup of tea, ONE POUND FIFTY FOR A CUP OF TEA!!" and i was like "Well you just popped round i didnt invite you?"
this was my little cousins favourite joke for years when he was wee.
along with
What's green and goes through walls?
Casper the friendly cooking apple.
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
yo mama so ugly dogs close their eyes when they hump her leg
why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
he ran out of juice
dr dr, i feel like a pair of curtains
pull yourself together man
We had that one at school except 'green' and 'cooking apple' was replaced by 'brown' and 'pound of mince'. I've found this to be the marmite of the joke world. Anway, here's one my girlfriend made up ALL BY HERSELF;
A moose walks into a bar and the barman says 'I'm sorry, we don't serve desserts in here.' and the moose goes 'That's cool, I'm no a camel!'.
2 fish in a tank...one says to the other...."how the fuck do drive this then?"
31/07/10
What do you call a woman who shows you around the rivers of Norway before putting out?
A Fjord Escort.
Johnny's comebacks =/= Charlie Adam's sister's pants. Some peaches in here btw.
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