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27th July 2009, 6:51pm
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#46 | | Hammer Smashed Face
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
A white horse walks into a bar. The barman says "We've got a whisky named after you".
The horse replies "What, Eric?" | 
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27th July 2009, 7:17pm
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#47 | | tired and emotional Editor
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Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Dundee
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
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Originally Posted by Semprini  A white horse walks into a bar. The barman says "We've got a whisky named after you".
The horse replies "What, Eric?" | A frog walks into a bar and, in perfect English, asks for a pint of lager.
The barman is astounded, he says to the frog "This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! There's a circus just five minutes down the road, you should go speak to them, you could make a fortune!"
The frog replies "A circus? What would they want with a painter and decorator?"
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27th July 2009, 7:22pm
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#48 | | Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Wishaw
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Why does a coconut taste like a coconut?
Cause' it's bounty.
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28th July 2009, 12:04am
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#49 | | Shalom Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
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Originally Posted by Jaemi This wee jewish boy asks his dad for a loan of £20.
Angrily his dad replies:
£15?!
I've no got a tenner!
Why d'ye want a fiver? |
Hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed in his brothers scrapyard.....
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28th July 2009, 12:38am
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#50 | | Kingpun
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Abergreen
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
What's green and runs round your garden?
A hedge.
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28th July 2009, 9:45am
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#51 | | hypermediaocrity
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: in white rooms
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
what do you call 500 epileptics at a disco?
a foam party | |
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28th July 2009, 10:15am
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#52 | | Imported
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Dunfermline
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Why does Snoop Dog carrie an umbrella?
Fo drizzle. | |
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28th July 2009, 11:13am
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#53 | | Kingpun
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Abergreen
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Why did the Mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a Fungi.
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28th July 2009, 11:42am
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#54 | | Riechen Sie Ihre Mutter
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Parts unkown...
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
A guy is sitting in a wee country pub having a pie and a pint. He looks up and sees a wee door on the ceiling and asks the barman what it is. The barman says 'Wait until 10:00 pm and you will see'.
10:00 pm arrives and the guy looks up to the door. The door opens and a two foot tall guy with three legs walks out the door, across the ceiling, down the wall and up to the bar and promptly asks for three pints of lager and a packet of cheese and onion crisps. The barman nods and pours three pints of lager and places them on a tray and then puts a bag of cheese and onion crisps next to the lagers. The two foot tall guy picks up the tray, walks across the floor, up the wall, across the ceiling and in the door and promptly closes the door. The guy sitting at the bar turns to the barman and says' That was the strangest thing i have EVER saw'. The barman replies 'Its the strangest thing ive ever saw too......he usually says goodnight before he closes the door.......................................' | |
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28th July 2009, 12:06pm
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#55 | | Kingpun
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Abergreen
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
2 Cows standing in a field, which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee Calf.
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28th July 2009, 12:39pm
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#56 | | El Chupa Libre
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: A Strange Bed
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
What's black and rhymes with "snoop dogg".
Dr.Dre.
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28th July 2009, 12:59pm
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#57 | | Scribble Tits
Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: ye olde faifley
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
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Originally Posted by I'm Your God Now 2 Cows standing in a field, which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee Calf. | Only one on this page that has made me laugh so far
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28th July 2009, 1:01pm
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#58 | | El Chupa Libre
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
That's because you're a hollow headed fuck bucket.
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28th July 2009, 1:06pm
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#59 | | &hope still... foreverok?
Join Date: Aug 2002
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
John and his two friends are talking in the pub. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
John says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
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28th July 2009, 1:08pm
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#60 | | Scribble Tits
Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: ye olde faifley
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
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Originally Posted by Jaemi That's because you're a hollow headed fuck bucket. | Don't get your panties in a twist now, you'll need to save your breath to blow up that date of yours later
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