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29th July 2009, 11:33am
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#91 | | Registered User
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
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Originally Posted by Jaemi  What's black and rhymes with "snoop dogg".
Dr.Dre. | Brown and snoop but the intention was there.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
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29th July 2009, 11:36am
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#92 | | Kingpun
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Abergreen
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
A man walks into the butchers and the man behind the counter is standing in front of a gas fire.
The customer points and says "Is that your Ayrshire bacon?"
"Naw, I'm just heating my hands up"
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29th July 2009, 11:39am
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#93 | | Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Wishaw
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
A man walks into a butchers with a massive bag on his back.
The butcher "how can I help"
The man " A pound a fillet"
The Butcher " A pound you don't"
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29th July 2009, 5:49pm
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#94 | | Studio Guy
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Clydebank
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?  | |
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29th July 2009, 6:09pm
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#95 | | whispering eye Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Polmont
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
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Originally Posted by LesMTS What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Yorgo What's orange and sounds like a parrot? | Post Fail. | |
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29th July 2009, 6:18pm
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#96 | | Studio Guy
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Note to self.
Read thread first. | |
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29th July 2009, 6:19pm
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#97 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
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Originally Posted by Yorgo Note to self.
Read thread first. | It is a good one, though.
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29th July 2009, 6:20pm
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#98 | | Studio Guy
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Big time.
Ye cannae not laugh at it.
How's this?
What's worse that 10 dead babies nailed to a tree.
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees. | |
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29th July 2009, 6:28pm
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#99 | | Kingpun
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Abergreen
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
What's red and sits in the corner?
A naughty strawberry.
/Alan Davies
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29th July 2009, 7:56pm
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#100 | | Stagger like you mean it
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 16,182
| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Two paedophiles are relaxing on a beach.
One turns to the other and says, "Do you mind moving a bit? You're in my son".
Works a little better when spoken out loud. Not much mind 
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30th July 2009, 3:41pm
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#101 | | Registered User
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy "O" Furniture
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30th July 2009, 3:49pm
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#102 | | Registered Loser
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
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Originally Posted by Yorgo What's black and sits at the top of the stairs.
Stephen Hawkins after a house fire. | fuckin awesome.
whats invisible and smells of carrots?
rabbit farts.
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6th October 2009, 3:28pm
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#103 | | El Chupa Libre
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: A Strange Bed
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Guy staggering through the desert, lost, thirsty, starving.
Sand on the face, the whole lot.
In the distance he sees a figure, it starts to get closer and closer.
He runs towards it and flags it down..It's an eskimo.
Dogs, sledge, goggles, furry hat, the lot..
"you've got to help me", says the man..I'm lost!.
"you're lost?!" says, the Eskimo.
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6th October 2009, 3:55pm
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#104 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
reminds me a bit of
a guy overcomes his fears and agrees to do his first parachute jump. he leaps out of the plane and pulls his ripcord, but nothing happens. he yanks on it frantically but to no avail - it seems there's nothing to be done. resigned to his fate, he starts saying his prayers when suddenly he spots a guy with a black face and tattered clothes whooshing up towards him.
"hey fella, you know anything about parachutes?" he calls.
"nope. you know anything about camping stoves?"
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